how much wood do you think a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood???
2006-08-07 10:04:35 · 11 answers · asked by jennbabe 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
a whole tree if he could chuck all day and night..
2006-08-07 10:07:44 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
2006-08-07 17:48:48 · answer #2 · answered by CW 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nothing if the wood chuck is a salaried employee!
2006-08-07 17:10:25 · answer #3 · answered by chris 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It all depends on the size of Chucks wood. Or is that woody??............
2006-08-07 19:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 pine trees
2 apple trees
4 wheaping willows
2006-08-07 17:52:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole bunch
2006-08-07 17:25:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave up thinking. It just gets me in trouble.
2006-08-07 17:10:39 · answer #7 · answered by cgspitfire 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DEPEND ON THE KIND OF WOOD.
2006-08-07 17:07:49 · answer #8 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3 logs?
2006-08-07 17:08:57 · answer #9 · answered by retrodragonfly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a mouthful
2006-08-07 17:08:03 · answer #10 · answered by Nag Champa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋