Anyone got any good practical joke ideas?

Question

I need to get even with a coworker. It's got to be something hilarious, but safe as well. I just want to get even, not get fired.

Answer 1

It depends on how much humor is tolerated at your company. There's the standards - covering the entire cube in post-it-notes or tin foil. Or filling the cube with packing peanuts (if you have access to a LOT).

You can place a call to an adult book store/liquor store/fertility clinic/something embarrassing and transfer it to your co-worker. (Transfer before the person answers. Then you get, "Hello. Can I help you?" "No you called me." "Who is this?")

Check out the link below. There's everything from barely-funny to guaranteed-to-get-you-fired. I'm sure you'll find something that works.

Answer 2

Put a small piece of scotch tape over the holes on the ear piece of their telephone. or disconnect the hand set of their phone where it connects to the main body of the phone. Put it under the phone as though it was still connected. Find the telephone number of the nearest zoo, leave a "while you were out" message to call Mr. L.E.Phant or Mr. Beher or even Mr. Lyon. or Place of small box of packaging Styrofoam peanuts upside down on their desk. When they pick it up..well you get the picture.

Answer 3

if they are a red wine drinker put realy strong red dye in there glass and it will make them pea red!

theres also pam or saran rap on the toilet seat!

or you could rearange all her office stuff to the agzact opposite side and confuse her!

or get a hard plastic bendy pipe that is a little bigger than an 8th inch. lift the lid of the toilet and hook this to the bowl fill up pipe then put it sticking under the lid and when she flushes shill get soaked!

Answer 4

quite of resorting to pranks, why do not you have an area "informational" assembly, that doesn't single out anybody neighbor, and characteristic an open communicate between friends to talk and positioned an end to rumors, besides as enhance the sensation of community. verify you place the girl around the line in fee of a few thing so as that she will verify to return, questioning she will discredit your around the corner neighbor... then while she exhibits up, take a seat her down and as a team, kindly and with out any threats, tell her that her habit is unacceptable and is not tolerated.

Answer 5

this is always a riot and it wont get u fired. if there's a fire extinguisher above his/her desk, take a match and make it go off. water will be everywhere! how cool is that?

ok ok, so u don't wanna get wet, than how about the old faithful prank call from hr requesting their immediate presence? thats always good for a chuckle.

Answer 6

Break in the home of said co-worker with 8 miserable cats in tow, and hide in this co-workers closet until the morning of the event. Then, when he/ she/ it opens the door, throw the cats on them and scream an ear splitting scream.

Answer 7

Put pop-its (the snapping fireworks that 'pop' when you throw them at the ground) under the toilet seat before they go in. Or, take hot sauce packets under the back sides of the toilet seat with the corners torn open before the go in. :D Nobody likes hot sauce on their bum.

Answer 8

You could try convincing him he got fired, then he/she will freak out right in front of the manager...or sumthing, this is hilarious!

--Rich

Answer 9

YEAH! I'm not part of this company, but this site, liquidass.com, sells some NASTY stuff. we're talkin bad. put in a bicycle helmit or somin. it's like a stink bomb that smells like, well, liquid ***.

Answer 10

You could pretend you found their paycheck outside of your office and hand them a fake one worth thousands of dollars more than they normally make. good luck