Once I saw a guy wreck his golf cart while talking on a cell phone. There was no one else around to crash into, and no obstacles, just pure distraction. It was hilarious...I also once saw a very white, very skinny guy with blonde hair and blue eyes role playing an African Warrior on a Bush Gardens Amusement park ride...this also struck me as very funny... Any other good/funnier observations?
2006-08-07 09:40:50 · 7 answers · asked by PixieToes 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
I saw this guy steal a plant.I was this huge pot with a plant in it.He took off running with it.It was so funny.It looked so heavy just to carry lol.Who is he going to give it to his mother.What if he got caught?They would arrest him and charge him for having pot,nooooo it was a plant.Of all things to steal
2006-08-07 09:49:36 · answer #1 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I once saw a woman talking on her cellphone and urinating as she walked down the canned beans aisle in a grocery store. She seemed oblivious to the fact that she was peeing in the aisle.
2006-08-07 09:46:42 · answer #2 · answered by CreakingUniverse 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My 20 yr old daughter and I were in a nice restaurant. We were dressed up since we had just attended an evensong. My daughter forgot that her drink had a clear colored straw in it and when she tried to take a drink the straw went up her nose. It was so funny that I could not stop laughing. She became angry with me for laughing and when I told her sister about it, she became angry at me all over again. It was really funny.
2006-08-07 09:53:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you have ever seen Donnie Brasco you will find this funny:
My friend went in to the jewelery store and pretended to be browsing for a diamond ring for his "boss". He said he wanted one of the more expensive ones. The jeweler brought out one that was about $14K and my friend looked at it. After a moment of looking at it, he looked at the guy and said, "What is this! It's a f***ing fugazi!" The jeweler got extremely angry and told him he would bring out the certificate of authenticity. We then each looked at it under a microscope and each said that it was a fugazi. Then the guy kicked us both out and looked extremely angry the entire time.
2006-08-07 09:53:44 · answer #4 · answered by allamericanandlovinit 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny but I thought that it was funny at the time (I was 13). I was in the mall and this girl was running her mouth off to this guy and the guy just leaned back and punched her straight in face and started punching her all over her body. Thankfully people saw him do it (my older brother acutally ran over and tackled the P.O.S and stopped him) and the guy was arrested.
2006-08-07 09:47:08 · answer #5 · answered by jack_daniels 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
One time one of my kids went running down a grocery store aisle screaming I FAAAAAAAARTED!!! It's true...though no one found it funny cept me :o)
2006-08-07 09:44:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a man and his son (about 4 yrs old) were following a clerk. The little boy asked the clerk "mr. did you just fart? because your butt really stinks"
great question.
2006-08-07 09:46:40 · answer #7 · answered by The Man 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋