(a) Hockey goalkeeper's mask;
(b) Approximately 800 African Killer Bees (enraged);
(c) Electric cattle prod;
(d) Reinforced steel frame, accessorised with handcuffs and sturdy leg restraints;
(e) Mr. Michael Bolton?
Would your composition be significantly better, in your view, than any existing recording featuring Mr. Bolton?
For ten points, suggest a good title for this new song?
2006-08-07 09:24:09 · 15 answers · asked by Bowzer 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Would Mr. Bolton's vocal range improve if the mask was filled with the bees, then tied to the front of his face?
Well, there's only one way to find out...
2006-08-07 09:31:38 · update #1
Would anyone try to detect a pulse or call for medical assistance at the end of this recording session?
If so...
WHY??????????????
2006-08-07 09:33:53 · update #2
With all the crap that is out there, I don't see how making music with these extraordinary objects could be bad.
Bee-Bovine Bolton Bondage Bolero of Love: The Rock Opera, featuring the players in hockey masks and boy shorts.
2006-08-07 09:28:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 7⤊ 1⤋
(a) Hockey goalkeeper's mask; Heck yes! bongos!
(b) Approximately 800 African Killer Bees (enraged); get a rythm, why not?
(c) Electric cattle prod; Zzz zzz ZZZZZZZZZzzz zzz ZZZz
(d) Reinforced steel frame, accessorised with handcuffs and sturdy leg restraints; Use like a triangle
(e) Mr. Michael Bolton? Probably not...
Would your composition be significantly better, in your view, than any existing recording featuring Mr. Bolton? HECK YES
New title? Yahoo answers rhapsody
2006-08-07 16:27:53 · answer #2 · answered by Lynna J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. I am naked, except for the hockey mask.
2. Michael Bolton is tied o the steel frame and secured with the cuffs and restraints.
3. I send the bees after Michael Bolton.
4. As he is screaming in pain, I spark the cattle prod in the middle of the bee swarm.
It's a rather catchy tune.
2006-08-07 16:28:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely. Just shackle Bolton, put the goalkeepers mask (on me) then hit him with the cattle prod and the enraged bees. It will be like "When a Man Loves a Woman" but better...I call it
"When Nobody Loves Michael Bolton"
2006-08-07 16:29:38 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fun with Michael Bolton
2006-08-07 16:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by jeffrey k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely, who told that man he could sing?
A possible title:
Michael Bolton sings Michael Bolton at his best.
2006-08-07 16:29:11 · answer #6 · answered by pamspraises 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Swaheli killer bolton ballad
2006-08-07 16:26:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny stuff...my favorite: "Approximately 800 African Killer Bees (enraged)"
2006-08-07 16:28:14 · answer #8 · answered by gene_frequency 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All That's Missing Is Some Oil And A Midget
2006-08-07 16:27:22 · answer #9 · answered by eman1205 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Study "Radiohead."
They use paintbrushes on their guitars, sandblasters, aerial fans, laptops. It's pretty cool to experiment with all sorts of devices that create sounds!
2006-08-07 16:28:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋