Can you train a hamster to guard my house in case of a burglar?

Question

I want to make my hamster secure my home from thieves.

Answer 1

Sounds to me like you have worse things to worry about than burglars. Between women breaking in an stealing cake, planes in your back yard and cars crashing through your walls I'd say hire a whole army of hamsters. Big hairy scary hamsters with giant teeth and claws and blood shot eyes.

Answer 2

Yes, but its illegal in 43 states.

Hamsters are just far to vicious for guard duty. Once they attack, they never stop until either it, or its target is dead.

The U.N. Security Council just passed a resolution banning use of Hamsters in guarding prisoners at guantanimo bay, after numerous reports of prisoners beign unneccessarily gnawed to death. The hamsters then responded by attacking the UN, nibbling off the trigger fingers of the international peace-keepers.

Unfortunately for the U.N., it had no teeth with which to enforce its resolution. So now the hamsters rule the world!

Answer 3

Ashlee: If you get it too then tell me because I should get a hamster!!

Allie: Good luck with that! The burgular would probably squish the hamster! Hope not

Answer 4

Do you have a very small house or a big hamster?

Answer 5

ya my hamster always kicks thieves butts

Answer 6

You can try. Maybe you can rent Monty Python and The Holy Grail for some pointers...that attack rabbit totally kicked ***.

Answer 7

ooh ooh!!! u cud teach him to press a button that opens a trap door when an intruder enters!! so i say yes!!

Answer 8

yes

Answer 9

duhh
hamsters are ninjas in disguise
chhhyeaaaaa

*squeak squeak* to the maximum!!!!!

Answer 10

helll no... u can train it to give you oral!