Can anyone think of a really good reason to get out of work for the day?

Question

I'm bored and would like to see what you all think.

Answer 1

Tell them you committed suicide.

Answer 2

just say I hate this job, and I don't feel like working, that is what I did, besides the injuries that came along with it that they weren't willing to take care of, so I just went ahead and resigned after 9 years.. although I will be goin to school full time now..

Answer 3

Had a migraine, car problem- have to take to the shop, child called / sitter problem, burglar alarm went off at the house, toothache or other body ailment....

Answer 4

Personal reasons always work for me.

Answer 5

You have to wait for the plumber - that takes damn near all day anyway so it's a good excuse.

Answer 6

if you got a dog, you can tell them your dog layed a fresh one right outside your bedroom door. you got up and stepped in it and it squished through your toes. you began projectile vomiting the sushi all you can eat from lastnight, and you really think you should stay home and recover.

Answer 7

u played fetch with ur dog with the car keys.. but u forgot to teach him how to play fetch!

Answer 8

Tell your boss this, "Um....-cough, cough-...I think I might be sick, -cough, cough-...I don't think I can go to work today -cough, cough- sorry -cough, cough, then pretend to throw~up- sorry about that, eewww, I got some throw-up on the phone, -cough, cough- I have to -cough, cough- go clean it up, -cough, cough- bye.""

Answer 9

i used this one "my cats have flees really bad and have to get them flee dipped".