i enjoy freaking them out.
2006-08-07 07:14:49 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
Don't beat around the bush, take him out back behind the barn, and whoop the sh!t outta him, and then say, I just wanted to let you know in advance, enough said!.....:)
2006-08-07 08:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by tictak kat 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
First and foremost, why do you people wanna make these guys' lives miserable? they just want to take the daughters out to a date. If it was me, i will be straight foreward: (1) Ask him to sit down for a sec while his date is getting ready, (2) Tell him to return her on time, (3) Ask why he is interested in taking her out on the first place, (4) Give him a whole talk about how much you already trust him to take care of the girl while they are out, (5) Give him the consequences of harming the girl. That's where you can be creative!
2006-08-07 18:40:58 · answer #2 · answered by The_Thinker 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There used to be a great list of the top ten things to say to your daughter's date, but I cannot find it. I only remember a couple, I wish I could find the rest of them.
"I know you think I am a balding, pot-bellied has-been, but I own a gun and know how to use it"
"My daughter isn't ready yet, while you're waiting, my car could use an oil change"
My wife and I have our black belt certificates from when we did martial arts a few years ago. We have decided to put them, and the associated weapons, on full display in the front hall when my daughter begins dating.
2006-08-07 14:26:16 · answer #3 · answered by Wundt 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lie on the floor on your stomach, with your clothes on backwards, get a mask and put in on the back of your head facing up. Then just wait til the time is right and push up your abdomin (butt), roll over and stand up see what their reaction will be.
For a real freak out. As they come into your home have an argument with yur wife, make it look & sound as realistic as possible. With a FAKE Knife have her stab you in your stomach , you break a bag full of fake blood and drop some intestines (ping pong balls that have been stuffed into a stocking leg; a pale color stocking) Bet they wont be back....LOL
2006-08-07 14:27:53 · answer #4 · answered by ead824 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever seen bad boys 2? Well if you have then do what they did with a friend or relative. When my daughter gets old enough iam having my husband and brother-in-law do that to the guys she brings around.
its great!!
2006-08-07 14:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Come to the door in all black complete with goth make-up and have Marilyn Manson playing in the back ground. That should make them look twice before entering:)
lol @ jonny's answer.....good choices!
2006-08-07 14:26:58 · answer #6 · answered by ghipsee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Get a friend have him say he just got out of the joint for something and point a gun at the kid and make him think that he is crazy muhahahah works every time rofl.
2006-08-07 14:20:04 · answer #7 · answered by DEREK G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
call them by the wrong name, when they correct you say, "whatever" and go on calling them by the wrong name.
invade his personal space and ask too many questions.
whatever his politics, take the opposite side.
shake their hand for way too long, and squeeze his hand too hard.
all of those things would have freaked me out.
--- ooooh "answer the door with a baseball bat" that is too funny.
2006-08-07 14:20:32 · answer #8 · answered by Jonny Propaganda 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they come back from the bathroom congratulate them on being an excellent pisser. Then muse about the acoustics of the house. Touch one of your nipples absent mindedly.
2006-08-07 19:37:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hand them a 3 pack of condoms and a price list.
2006-08-07 14:18:50 · answer #10 · answered by David B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋