I work at a used car dealership.
2006-08-07 07:07:56 · 54 answers · asked by trrocks03 3 in Local Businesses ➔ United States ➔ Other - US Local Businesses
Fired is one thing, getting arrested can ruin your chances of working again.
If you HATE your boss, and hate working at the used car dealer, then look for ways to report their mistreatment of customers. You've seen it.
- sold unsafe cars
- replaced parts that weren't broken
- lied about auto emissions test failures and did phony repairs
Become an advocate for THE PEOPLE, and get your BOSS fired!
2006-08-07 07:13:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
First, i'm not even going to ask why.
Fired: Sleep with the owners wife, Steal money, steal a car, slap the owner, sleep with your gf/wife on top of one of the tables during business hours. "release" yourself in the cars.
Arrested: If you plan on getting arrested at least make it a low lvl federal crime so you go to the easy Fed Prison. Steal a car and hit multiple Mail boxes, Go into a bank with a squirt gun and demand all the gold they have in back, Start a Cult that does "bad" things to animals, sleep with your boses wife, Here is a fun one. Try and drive onto a Military Base but dont stop till they start to shoot, then get out and lay down. Dont worry about the shooting, its civilan security at most bases (stay away from Marine Corps bases, there still Marines at the gates wtih big guns lol) . Hope this helps looking forward to seeing you on the News.
2006-08-07 07:16:29 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why you would want be arrested, I have no idea. If you don't like the job, just quit. If you are trying to get fired so that you can collect unemployment, be aware that if you are fired for cause, IE, you stole a car, didn't show up for work, etc, that there is a good chance you will be ineligible for unemployment.
If you have horrible work conditions and they are intolerable,and that's why you want to be fired so you can draw unemployment - if you can document said conditions and they are in violation of labor laws, then you _might_ have a case to just quit. Your unemployment claim will probably be denied, but in the appeal if you can document the intolerable work conditions, it might be reinstated.
2006-08-07 07:15:27 · answer #3 · answered by Chris H 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Arrested may be a bad way to go if you intend to work again. however a great way to get fired is to suck at sales, screw up some paperwork charge your customers less or enough so that the dealership is losing money on each transaction. Then you can collect unemployment. WOOHOO. Good luck!
2006-08-07 07:15:29 · answer #4 · answered by Chris h 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
To be fired:
Print this answer page and leave it on your boss' desk with a personal note signed by you.
To be arrested:
Not speaking from experience or anything, but I guess a good way to be arrested might involve car theft, larceny, arson, or a combo of all three?
2006-08-07 07:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why would you want to get yourself arrested and fired?You can't run over your boss,yeah you will get arrested but then your boss can't fire you if he's dead.(kidding of course)So strip naked and make love with your girl in the car in front of your co-workers.You sure to get arrested for indecent exposure.Your sure to get fired and you will even get your own kind of raise if you know what i mean lol.
2006-08-07 07:13:02 · answer #6 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you obviously want to answer with the typical steal a car, but no i'm not going out like that.
first walk up to your boss and start fondeling him if and when he makes a comotion out of it (who know s he might like it) smack him in the face and tell him that you won't have any of his sass then start beating the next random person you see (try to pick a customer) as the cops arrive to drag you away from the broken and battered customer start runnning around the dealership, not really tring to get away, but more like its a game of tag. after they subdue you start telling random blonde jokes, and laugh out loud. when they start to laugh (and they will, cuz thats funny there) stop laughing and call them names (not bad names, but like the names you used to call you brother when you were five, like doo doo head, and stuper fly {that ones mine you can have it} ) after they throw you in the cell act like a caged monkey and start throwing poo. this will get you fired arrested commeted and once released you could probably get your job back (they can't fire someone for mental illness), but people will treat you differently.
2006-08-07 07:20:52 · answer #7 · answered by Jimmy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Go steal a police car and try to sell it as a used car. Lol
I am so kidding. Go out and wax the cars in the buff. That ought to do it. lol
2006-08-07 07:13:32 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to get arrested? And if you want to get out of your job, go look for a new job and when you find one just quit.
2006-08-07 07:12:30 · answer #9 · answered by John 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Steal a car and go on a high speed chase! But you might not be able to ever get a job anywhere else ever again.
2006-08-07 07:11:51 · answer #10 · answered by Rae 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋