Does anyone have any REALLY cheesy pick up lines? I want to hear them all!!! Like " I lost my phone #, can I have yours?" or "Your dad must be a thief cuz he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" or "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?"
2006-08-07 06:54:45 · 18 answers · asked by ♥ His Truly 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Ya'll are nasty...
2006-08-07 10:59:26 · update #1
THE previous answers are cute and so are yours - you want to met for a cup of coffee?!@
2006-08-07 06:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Note: Some are a little crude---------------
1. I wish you were a door so I could slam you all day.
2. Nice legs...what time do they open?
3. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
4. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
6. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted
Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one?
7. Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
8. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.
9. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.
10. Is that a ladder in your stockings or the stairway to heaven?
11. You might not be the best looking girl here, but
beauty is only a light switch away
12. You must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.
13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning
14. (Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.
15. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?
16. Screw me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?
17. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on
my bedroom floor.
18. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be
screaming it later
19. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I
walk by again?
20. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for
me.
21. Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? No? Why? Don't you like pizza?
22. Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I???
23. Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.
24. I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he
went into this cheap motel room.
25. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out
of these wet clothes.
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
Excuse me,do you have a Band-Aid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you.
I hope you have a library card because I'm checking you out.
Your tag says Made in USA, but I could have sworn you were made in Heaven.
Hey lady, those are some nice clothes, can I talk you out of them?
How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?
Is your dad a terrorist? Cause baby your da bomb!
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.
Your parents must be retarded, because you are special.
Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while You blow the hell out of me.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, I'd call you McBeautiful.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
Your like my bathroom, I always have time for it
TONY's FAVORITE - 'MR.ROBOTO! THAT's MY FAVORITE SONG TOO!'
2006-08-07 14:07:38 · answer #2 · answered by wondering why 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are my undies showing? "Would you like them to?"
Hey aren't you forgetting something? Me!
Did you know that there are 265 bones inside of your body? "Yeah, and I could show you how to get one more?"
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
2006-08-07 14:10:56 · answer #3 · answered by Magikfairey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? You have been running around my head all day.
Am i in heaven? Becuae you sure look like an angel.
want to see me tie this cherry stem in a knot with my tounge? (The n whe done) I bet you would like to see what else I can do with my tounge.
Are my undies showing? ["No."] "Would you like them to?"
Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!
Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
2006-08-07 14:03:26 · answer #4 · answered by purplebutterflyhippie04 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here is a cheesy line that some men use, "Are your legs tired? They should be because you have been running through my mind all day."
2006-08-07 14:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friend told me these:
Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the man/woman of my dreams
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy
Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!
You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.
2006-08-07 14:01:18 · answer #6 · answered by :] 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me,!!
usually i´ll go with, can i buy you a drink, and if the conversation
is good who knows, i´ll make a good friend or a good lover
2006-08-07 14:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you tired? Cause you've been running through my mind all night.
Hey baby, do fries come with that shake?
2006-08-07 14:00:44 · answer #8 · answered by Biskit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just get closer, drop your jaw and dont say a word, untill she talks to you first.
2006-08-07 14:07:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be tired casue you've been running throuugh my mind all day
2006-08-07 14:00:02 · answer #10 · answered by cal-p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋