Was the anti-Christ? I mean, the beast from the east and the beast from the west... one of them may have had three heads...
2006-08-07 06:46:08 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Mythology & Folklore
And please, don't take this seriously. It was a JOKE.
2006-08-07 06:46:30 · update #1
Oh, look, offended people already. I am bored. I made a random joke. It is not particularly amusing. I didn't mean it to be. I'm just being strange. Okaaaaaaay???
2006-08-07 06:52:15 · update #2
Gods, yes! I mean..."Pale green pants with nobody inside them"!!??? That MUST be satanic!
You really expected a sense of humour in here!? I suppose you should be thankful you didn't ask this in the religion and spirituality section! LOL
;)
2006-08-07 07:41:39 · answer #1 · answered by googlywotsit 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
This is from a Kids in the Hall sketch titled "Dr. Seuss Bible":
Dave: And now . . . the Dr. Seuss Bible! "One day," God said, "This is what I will do. I'll send down my son, I'll send him to you, to clear up this humpity bumpity hullabaloo. His name will be Christ and he'll never wear shoes. And his pals will all call him the King of the Jews!"
He didn't come in a plane, he didn't come in a jeep, he didn't come in the pouch of a high-jumping vo veep. He road on the back of a black sasatoo - which is the blackiest creature you ever could view. He rode to Jerusalem - home of the grumpity Jews - where false prophets were worshipped, some even in twos. There was Murray von Muir and Genghis Vo Vooze - the one you could worship by taking a snooze.
Christ spoke from a mound, which is a pile of ground and people gathered around without making a sound. Thus he spake . . . Sin in socks, socks full of sin. How do we quiet this Jehovity din? "Do unto others as they do unto you" That includes you young Timothy Foo!! (points to a little boy) One pharisee said to another he knew -
Kevin: What shall we do with this upitty Jew?
Bruce: We can wash him in wine and make him all clean and into Sam Zittle's crucifixion machine!!!
Dave: Twirl the gawhirl and release the gavlease and in go the nails as fast as you please. And it is said that he said as he bled -
Scott: Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do, for they walk through this life in two crappity shoes.
All: Do you?
Dave: Amen! [closes the Bible, walks off with child]
2006-08-07 06:54:57 · answer #2 · answered by sunflower1237 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have long suspected that Seuss was a subversive. A close analysis of his "Cat in the Hat" fable reveals a clear message of anarchy and revolution. The children, corrupted by the Cat, gleefully engage in knowing wrongdoing and are not punished -- rather they "get away with" doing all manner of things forbidden by "Your Mother", the constituted authority. The "good citizen" as symbolized by "The Fish" is made an object of ridicule. Clearly, Seuss is BAD for our children and his books should be burned!
2006-08-07 06:57:26 · answer #3 · answered by kill_yr_television 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YES! Thank you for noticing this too. Think of how he was always pushing HAM. You know, the AntiChrist will desicrate the altar by sacrificing a pig!
And what about that Mulberry Street book...you know Satan is the father of lies, and that book was all about teaching kids to lie!
I won't even go into the Star Belly Sneeches bearing the mark of the Antichrist!
2006-08-07 06:54:41 · answer #4 · answered by Iridium190 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anyone who does not recognize Dr Seuss as one of the greatest geniuses of the 20th century is too stupid to exist. Antichrist? Hmmm. I keep trying to fit some of the Revelation prophecies into Dr Seuss verse. That would be hilarious
2006-08-07 06:53:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't let the sphincterless people get you down, Have fun with your questions. Enjoy the answers you do get. And I think the people that get offended are the anti-christs. Why can't there be more than one.
2006-08-07 07:53:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not a joke. I was at Armageddon; Seuss' army broke through our lines, if it weren't for Bill Gates we would have lost the battle and earth would be ruled by Dr. Seuss and his elite Brown Bar-ba-loots.
2006-08-07 10:00:41 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm bored too... But I don't think the anti-christ is Dr. Suess, I think it's Laura Ingalls Wilder...
Who knows what really happened in that One room schoolhouse??
2006-08-07 06:54:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not think its Dr. seuss
I do not think they got amused
I tell you what I know is true
The anti-christ is not me nor you.
2006-08-07 06:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by ostrom57 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
According to the Bible - Dr Seuss is tooooo early in our history to be the anti-Christ!@
2006-08-07 06:51:54 · answer #10 · answered by nswblue 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the problems with the Internet, is that sarcasm does not work very well. People cannot hear your tone of voice or see your face. Pretend you didn't write the question you asked, then read it again. Does it seem funny to you?
2006-08-07 09:14:22 · answer #11 · answered by Tonks_Fan! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋