Nothing vulgar, please. :) The higher the vocab level, the better.
2006-08-07 06:29:41 · 28 answers · asked by Studier Alpha 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Sub-literate with a two-digit IQ
2006-08-07 06:32:58 · answer #1 · answered by 1big teddy graham 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My brother and I have always bantered back and forth with each other and he has always been the best at giving an insult. However, one day I finally got my just rewards. As we were doing our usual bickering (only this time in the presence of our respective mates), he looked at me and said, "I'll have you know I remind some people of a movie star." to which I promptly questioned, "Which one? Pee Wee Herman?"
My husband and sister-in-law rolled with laughter and my brother was so taken aback that he simply took his ball and went home. My husband told me later, "Honey, you don't get him often, but when you do it's a doozey."
It was great!
2006-08-15 09:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by onyxunicorn 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Geeky:
After a horse race, the winning horses are so close that the final photo had to be taken with an electron microscope. The Anouncer says, "It's number 5 by a quantum finish!"
Professor: (who just lost his bet) "No fair, you changed the results by measuring it!"
-Futurama
2006-08-13 04:13:17 · answer #3 · answered by Nikki 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When the computer guy said about the person who's computer he was fixing. He called in a ID 10 T . It spells idiot.heehee.
Hey I just noticed that I answered your question about the paperback book awhile ago. Hi! Again!
2006-08-07 13:35:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After Norman Mailer attacked Gore Vidal on the Dick Cavett show Vidal responded: "Well, once again words have failed Norman." The ultimate litterary put-down.
2006-08-13 23:11:49 · answer #5 · answered by Tom 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, you wish to have a battle of wits with me? How delightful. First, let me take out my brain, so that way we may start out on even terms.
2006-08-07 13:33:32 · answer #6 · answered by starikotasukinomiko 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Most repair manuals are far more interesting than you, and far less turgid to read. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what your told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient.
2006-08-15 09:39:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was taught never to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
2006-08-07 13:36:37 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah.. that will happen.. when a paper dog succesfully chases an asbestos cat through hell.
2006-08-07 13:33:12 · answer #9 · answered by Black Sabbath 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Used to work with a lad that we called "Luke Sleepwalker!"
2006-08-14 21:13:23 · answer #10 · answered by Mike R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋