2006-08-07 06:28:41 · 11 answers · asked by jimmy 2 in Business & Finance ➔ Other - Business & Finance
nope you can suffer with CLAGNUTS
2006-08-07 06:33:50 · answer #1 · answered by vernvernon66 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
either you have tinternet in your sh**house, which, lets face it, is a bit weird. Or you now have a inter-butt-cheek mud cake. Assuming the latter, i suggest you get into a large potato sack ( to hide your brown-greased backside and pants round ankles) hop down to your local convienience store and purchase some bog roll, have a good cleanse. However, should you have been waiting a long time for this answer, i imagine your buttcake has crisped over. In this, more serious, situation i propose that you follow instructions as above but substitute convenience store for hardware store and also bog roll for coarse grit sandpaper. Give your pinky brown peach a jolly good rubbing down.
Let me know if this helps, thanks
2006-08-09 12:55:50 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That same thing happened to my cousin last night while we were in the country. Here are the napkins i went to fetch. REMEBER don't use a lot as they might clog the toilet.
2006-08-07 14:03:56 · answer #3 · answered by Its Very Hot In Jamaica 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Isnt that what her toothbrush is for? She shouldnt have gone out with women work to do anyway.
2006-08-07 13:46:52 · answer #4 · answered by Millsy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
how are you typing??? have u got ur laptop on while your taking a dump??? thats just wrong
2006-08-07 13:34:22 · answer #5 · answered by wtfnmy22 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just clean yourself on her face cloth
2006-08-07 13:43:33 · answer #6 · answered by ziggy bulldust 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok be there soon lol
2006-08-07 13:35:20 · answer #7 · answered by Amanda R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
better keep that one to your self mate
2006-08-07 13:34:10 · answer #8 · answered by Bruza 17/uk 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
andrex ok for u
2006-08-07 13:35:49 · answer #9 · answered by whispernikki 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Learn to wipe your own ***. (bum)
2006-08-07 13:44:37 · answer #10 · answered by angelcake 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋