2006-08-07 06:24:58 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Celebrities
The following Quahog residents are clearly Gay:
(1) Of course, Stewie--flamingly so! (And an Evil Queen at that--when he's older he'll do Joan Crawford acts no doubt...)
(2) That soft-spoken guy who turns up in numerous different roles around Quahog.
(3) Jasper, the "Rice Queen" cousin of Brian. Queerlings: every family has one! (I'm the one in mine...)
The following people are never described as Gay, but those of us with highly developed Cartoon Gaydar can tell (not as flaming as Snagglepuss, Velma from Scooby Doo, or Elmer Fudd perhaps, but still obviously secretly Gay):
(1) Quagmire. Secretly, on the inside, he longs for men. Remember his denial around the tryst with the ladyboy from the Phillippines? Could all that hypersexual swinging with women, and his commitment-phobic response to them, be a kind of spectacular "gay panic" denial--sort of like Tom Cruise maybe?--oh no, wait, I'm being sued!--darnit, now I have to stop answering this question!
(2) The Evil Monkey who Lives in Chris' closet. Oh, sure, I know what you're thinking: he used to have a wife, before family tragedy exiled him forever from the matrimonial world. But, hey, this is true of many gay men and monkeys of his generation. Moreover, he is obsessively fixated on Chris, and--Hello!--he lives in a Closet!
The following people are not Gay, no matter what you might think:
(1) The toothless old pedophile in the walker. Pederasts who are into young boys are not the same thing as gay men, no matter what right-wingers say.
(2) Joe Swanson, the neighbor. Look, some Straight guys do work out, build up their upper bodies, and like to wear uniforms. I agree, these are mostly gay things, but there are exceptions...
Hope this helps.
2006-08-07 06:37:09 · answer #1 · answered by snowbaal 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Stewie and Brian both seem kind of gay (especially Stewie)
Those two News Reporters are gay (not Diane Simmons and Tom Tucker, the other two... the gay ones)
The old perverted guy is a gay pedophile
Jasper the Dog (Brian's Cousin)
2006-08-07 06:32:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meg's not a dyke, she's EMO. Chris is gay though.
2006-08-07 06:29:24 · answer #3 · answered by DEATH 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jasper, Brian's cousin!
2006-08-07 06:28:20 · answer #4 · answered by mellybee4321 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm pretty sure that greased up deaf guy si gay
peter was gay for an episode
and i think luke perry's gay too
2006-08-07 06:41:58 · answer #5 · answered by joey129 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stewie he is always making gay remarks
2006-08-07 06:28:42 · answer #6 · answered by DeeLicious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brian's cousin and that old man who like's chris
2006-08-07 09:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by pattiwish 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, the old neighbor who likes chris; but the chief character to fit the bill would be STEWIE.
2006-08-07 06:29:59 · answer #8 · answered by dr schmitty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the old perved neihbor that likes Chris
2006-08-07 06:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by QUESTION 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reality check, this is a cartoon!
2006-08-07 06:28:08 · answer #10 · answered by Wounded duckmate 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋