2006-08-07 06:09:03 · 13 answers · asked by vanilla_dropz 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
feel free to messege me also
2006-08-07 06:22:27 · update #1
Thump em in da head
2006-08-07 06:12:36 · answer #1 · answered by alaskanecho 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I honestly don't know what I would as this question a very open ended and so is the wish, but here is a good Genie joke.
A man awakes to find himself lying by the side of a desolate country road. As he regains his bearings, he discovers that he has no memory of who he is or how he came to be there. As he stumbles about unsure of himself, a genie appears beside him and says "What is your third wish, master?"
Confused, the man asks "Who are you and why can't I remember anything?"
"I am your genie," the genie replies. "You are here because your second wish was to forget who you are and to be taken far away from everything you once knew. Now, my master, what is your third wish?"
"My third wish," answers the man, "Is to remember everything about who I am."
The genie laughs.
"What's so funny?", asks the man.
The genie replies, "That was your first wish."
Have a great day!
2006-08-07 06:11:42 · answer #2 · answered by buford_bargain_hunter 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd loophole it, and make it so that whenever they said "I wish" in their entire life, no matter what they were just hoping for in the statement, that they'd never get it.
Genies are tricksters of the worst kind... And I would be delighted to be able to screw someone over like they do!
2006-08-07 06:14:43 · answer #3 · answered by Meredia 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Self-combust?
2006-08-07 06:13:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take a day off, grab my nudie mag, kick back and drink some daquiris.
2006-08-07 06:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Poestalker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd go back in my lamp and wait for someone else to come along that was a little more straight-forward with their wishes.
2006-08-07 06:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by hellion210 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
genies have to obey....but there are rules to genies, like the disney movie
2006-08-07 06:13:11 · answer #7 · answered by deal 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laugh, and walk away, yelling "get a life!"
2006-08-07 06:13:08 · answer #8 · answered by luva_lotta_fun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ummm I don't think I understand.
2006-08-07 06:12:18 · answer #9 · answered by dolphin2253 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull out my nine and shoot them.
2006-08-07 06:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋