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some one tell me about one of the worst butt kisser that you know. Also include how far he/she went just to get in good.
you can also include yourself or you can kiss some yahoo butt just to win 10pts

2006-08-07 05:52:37 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Other - Entertainment

6 answers

I think your question is so insightful. I never really thought about butt kissers before, but now that I've read your question it has literally changed my life. This opens up a whole world of possibilities for me. I love your avatar too! Did you do it yourself? Does it look like you, or did you just sort of design it? Wow you really are talented. And smart too. I wish I was half as talented and smart. I bet you come up with really philisophical, crerative stuff all the time.
I think we're all butt kissers now and again!
I generally only use it when I'm trying to pump up a friends confidence. Like when they've been turned down for that perfect job, or just got dumped.
Sometimes, I have to employ a little butt kissing when I need somebody to do something for me. Like getting a dispatche at an AC repair company to feel sorry for me, and get the repair guy to my house quick, or finding the proper person to talk to about an unpaid invoice for work. As in "Oh you would so help me out if you could tell me whether or not you got a copy of that invoice. The corporate office is on my back to track this stuff down, and it would really help if I could give them some info. yada yada, thanks so much for helping me out. yada yada Really appreciate your time, you've saved my butt, who do I need to talk to over there to get you a raise?.....".
Never used it in a harmful manner though. Never really witnessed a horrid case of brown noseitis. Usually, everybody is just trying to get by, and sneering at the boss behind their back!
Good luck

2006-08-07 06:09:19 · answer #1 · answered by niffer's mom 4 · 4 0

I work with this guy who everyday when the boss comes in he is in his office within 5 minutes. I sit right outside of the boss's office and to hear this guy butt kiss is just repulsive. "How was your evening sir." I did this, I did that. Pathetic! Just do your job and if you're as good as you claim you are you'll get noticed.

2006-08-07 13:00:41 · answer #2 · answered by LJ 4 · 0 0

What about other organs? do u like to kiss it

2006-08-07 12:59:56 · answer #3 · answered by sanjay 3 · 0 0

I've kissed butt

but only literally

never metaphorically


I'm kinky, but I have my morals

2006-08-07 12:57:25 · answer #4 · answered by Zippy 7 · 0 0

Thats too funny!!!!!!!!!!
Muahhhh!
;)
P.S. If you like to lick a lil too does that count for anything?
Ahahhahhaaa!

2006-08-07 12:58:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jen 1 · 0 0

that would be my mother. because she was the first woman i ever kissed

2006-08-07 12:57:37 · answer #6 · answered by CRY$T 2 · 0 0

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