just wondering.... haha
2006-08-07 05:47:57 · 15 answers · asked by Captivated 4 in Pets ➔ Other - Pets
She saw the KFC guy coming.
2006-08-07 05:53:12 · answer #1 · answered by John 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side.
Although perhaps the most famous of all jokes in the English language, this joke is a Non-joke, in that its humor value comes from the fact that it is expected to be funny. Additionally, it is rarely told on its own, but instead is referenced, modified, or parodied in a number of other jokes.
One of the many word-plays on the television series M*A*S*H was spoken by Hawkeye when the power-mad Frank Burns ordered the entire unit to move just a few dozen yards for no reason at all: "Why is this chicken outfit crossing the road?"
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road in Texas?
A: To show the armadillo/opossum how it's done.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
A: To get to the same side.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because it was too far to go around.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Colonel Sanders [of Kentucky Fried Chicken fame] was chasing it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To see a man lay bricks.
In the film Stripes (done in march cadence):
Bill Murray: Why did the chicken cross the road?
(Platoon): To get from the left to the right!
Sometimes it is juxtaposed with another category of humor:
2006-08-07 21:37:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a large pile of chicken feed on the other side. The chicken was hungry, so it crossed the road to reach food.
2006-08-07 12:52:25 · answer #3 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He had to get to McDonalds, because he knew no one likes their chicken. All the danger was at Burger King.
2006-08-07 12:58:15 · answer #4 · answered by Gidget 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's your problem
Leave the chicken alone
2006-08-07 16:14:26 · answer #5 · answered by StupendousMan 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original joke was to get to the other side but the real reason can be whatever you want it to be.
2006-08-07 12:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by Shanahan 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he wanted to get to the other side. Everyone seems to think it's more complicated than that but it's not!
2006-08-07 12:52:21 · answer #7 · answered by songbird 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get away from the frying pan
2006-08-07 12:50:39 · answer #8 · answered by His 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was glued to the dog.
2006-08-07 13:00:00 · answer #9 · answered by Mr J 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because K.F.C. was not on the other side of the road
2006-08-07 12:54:50 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋