Its a Valentines Day Poem...so here we go...
Hearts and roses and kisses galore...
what the hell is all that sh*t for?
People get mushy and start acting queer
Its definately the most annoying day of the year
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass.
Before I shove a dozen roses up cupids a**
Ill spend the day so drunk I can't speak
And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but is soon will fade
For all they are doing is trying to get laid
The arrow cupid shot at me must not have hit
Because I think love is a crock of sh*t
So there's the story...what else can I say?
Love bites my a**...F*** Valentines Day!
This isn't a poem i made up...my mom got it from a friend and well we read it and laughed...
What do you think?
2006-08-07 04:42:41 · 7 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Other - Entertainment
yes I know its alot of profanity...
2006-08-07 04:43:11 · update #1
HAHA thats great!!!
2006-08-07 04:47:47 · answer #1 · answered by sk8ter_geek 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me laugh too. definitely written by someone who considers valentine's day a hallmark holiday that is pointless, except for companies (like card companies, florists, candy stores, etc.) to make money.
2006-08-07 11:51:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh my! We aren't a little disenchanted are we?
Very refreshing if a bit salty.
2006-08-07 11:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by kittybriton 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's ok. I don't think it's great but it don't think Valentine's day is so great either.
2006-08-07 11:51:09 · answer #4 · answered by kat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it and you could have a future with that but it could do with out the cuss words
2006-08-07 11:48:15 · answer #5 · answered by Nicole w 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. I agree, it is funny.
2006-08-07 12:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by ComedySweet is the Name 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it!
SO true!!!
2006-08-07 11:48:23 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋