Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?
Can atheists get insurance for acts of God?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
If Pringles are "so good that once you pop, you can't stop" why do they come with a resealable lid?
Why is a blackboard green?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If hot air rises, why is it colder in the mountains?
Can a person choke and die on a "life saver"?
"What was Captian Hook's name before he had a hook for a hand?"
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2006-08-07 04:00:09 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Trivia
Great lines... all...
If I could... I'd give YOU the 10 points!
2006-08-07 04:03:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 5⤋
milli vanilli - yes, someone else would make a sound
one eye - winking
silencer - no, only need a silencer if the mime is shooting himself, which i would suggest he do because they scare me
athiests - acts by God are "nature" thereofre, if they are insured, they are covered by acts of God
needles - in case the person administering the injection is stuck with it
pringles - because people like me hate chip clips and because the resealable bags NEVER work
not all blackboards are green....we had black ones in school
oil-that's a good one.....but it is not what you thing lol
hot air - you are full of it aren't you?
life saver - I would say no because they kind of "melt" in your mouth AND it has a big hole in the middle that could allow air to pass through
Captain Hook - was called Captain Hand before he had a hook
2006-08-07 04:09:19 · answer #2 · answered by brandiejs1979 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i would make a sound. i would laugh.
you are blinking. i dont think that you would be winkig at every person that goes by. lol
i am stupid enough not to notice it until i am eating it.(i read the label of everything when i am eating.)
i dont know if you need a silencer.
i dont understand that one
it is kinda retarded since the person is gonna die anyway.
because some people caqnt handle taht many pringles at one time.
there are some black blackboards.
ohh. poor babys! j/k (baby oil is a synergistic blend of nourishing natural oils beneficial to all skin types)
because hot doesnt rise that high.
yes they can. my sister choked on a life saver,(but didnot die)
captain hand. lol
hope that answers your questions.
2006-08-07 04:45:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Must say, the Milli Vanilli one warranted a chuckle.
2006-08-07 04:03:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If Milli Vanilli fell, there would be an echo from the tapes that were syncing their voices.
2006-08-07 04:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by curiositycat 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good ones! Thanks for the laugh.... work has been slow today. Can't believe anyone still remembers the Milli Vanilli scandal.
So in the land of the blind is the one eyed man King?
2006-08-07 04:08:16 · answer #6 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 04:28:05 · answer #7 · answered by vogt 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why do we park in the driveway and drive in a parkway?
Is a fly without wings a walk?
Why do they lock bathrooms at gas stations? Are they afraid someone will sneak in and clean it?
2006-08-07 04:06:33 · answer #8 · answered by rexski 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are funny but if MilliVanilli fell in the woods Yes someone else would make the sound but it would skip a few times before you heard the crash
2006-08-07 04:16:03 · answer #9 · answered by Weapon X 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Heeee u 4got one why do people park in a driveway...PeAcE
2006-08-07 04:07:00 · answer #10 · answered by michael looooou 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
My favorite is "who do atheists scream to when making love?"
2006-08-07 04:03:37 · answer #11 · answered by American citizen and taxpayer 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋