...in your opinion lol :)
2006-08-07 03:17:41 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?
If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
2006-08-07 15:53:52 · answer #1 · answered by Fearfully & wonderfully made 4 · 6⤊ 1⤋
Why do people walk out of the house without looking in the mirror?
Why are certain people so ignorant?
Will Bush every get some sense in his head?
Why do people go to the club thinking that they are doing something, but only make fools of themselves?
The same peole that don't look in the mirror and are at the club, why don't their friends say anything, rather they encaurage them?
Can blind people see their dreams?
Can a person with no ears wear glasses?
Why does TEACHER rearranged spell CHEATER?
Why does EVIAN spelled backwards read NAIVE?
2006-08-07 10:29:08 · answer #2 · answered by philly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.Exactly WHEN does milk turn bad?
2.Why do babies smell so wonderful *to women usually*?
3.Why is puppy breath amazing?
4.Why do ppl chew with their mouths open; did their parents not smack them upside the head and tell them to shut it?
5.Why does the sight of Barney make me want to crush someones head into a thousand pieces?
6.Why are children's cartoons BEYOND strange and annoying?
7.Why don't my neighbors clean up after their dog; and would they mind if i took a dump in their yard?
8.Why do kids always seem to know when mommy and daddy what to have a little fun? *i'd REALLY like to solve that one!!*
9.Why do my neighbors roosters cocka-doodle-doo before the damn sun is up? must be set to eastern standard time!
10.Why do spiders need to be here? i mean come ON they are just nasty!
11.Why do ppl pay $2.00 for a bottle of water, when you can filter your own water at home for free?
12.Why do ppl allow their INFANT children in public pools in a regular diaper *that LEAKS* instead of putting on of those swimming diapers on them?
13.Why do ppl give their children STUPID names, then get pissy when their kids get made fun of?
14.Why do moron's run from the cops?...you KNOW it won't end well and they usually hurt innocent by-standers, INCLUDING children!
15.Why do truckers ride your @ss on the freeway until you get out of their way, when you are boxed in? yeah we get it...your car is bigger than our car..you win jerkoff!
16.Why do 85yr olds with cataracts still qualify for a drivers licenses?
and17. Why do men insist on pulling the covers over their wives/girlfriends heads after the let out the most disgusting fart EVER?
one more...18. Why don't ppl use the ? mark after they ask a question in writing? *usually a period or even an ! point.*
2006-08-07 11:07:03 · answer #3 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's the purpose of a slug?
Why does the drive-up bank machine
have Braille on it?
Why is the place you park your car
called a drive way, and the place
you drive your car called the parkway?
Why do leaves turn brown
and fall off some, but not all
trees every year?
How did my Grandma make her
melt-in-your-mouth biscuits?
"Mr Jackson...was your intention,
to look like an alien?"
2006-08-07 19:54:11 · answer #4 · answered by persnickety1022 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Where did Noah park the Ark
How many stars are in the sky
Why is it called a freeway when there are toll booths
What is a thingy ma jig or a do hickey
big foot?
Why do people think they are great singers after getting drunk?
2006-08-07 10:41:08 · answer #5 · answered by daydreambeliever0000 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What if questions are always unanswerable. Such as:
What if I had told him I loved him? Would things be different today?
2006-08-07 16:20:47 · answer #6 · answered by sexychik1977 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. How does Jello do it's thing?
2. How do my children know the difference between a business call and a personal call and why do they only act up when I'm on a business call?
3. Why don't they have coffee I.V.'s at the hospital?
2006-08-07 10:21:48 · answer #7 · answered by WhyAskWhy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
**Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
** If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?
** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
2006-08-07 10:30:44 · answer #8 · answered by still breathing 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What is the meaning of life?
Why am I here?
Would the world be any different without me?
2006-08-07 10:30:19 · answer #9 · answered by itty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How a ship float on Water.
I dont care how many machines or engines make it stay afloat I say I'm sure it's God making it stay afloat.
2006-08-07 10:27:07 · answer #10 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋