2006-08-07 02:56:13 · 31 answers · asked by That_guy 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Watch out for the idiot behind me!
Moooove! I'm trying to speed!
To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re free to go
I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth!
I break for........................OH SH*T NO BRAKES!!
There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Learn from your parent’s mistakes use birth control
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
If this sticker is getting smaller, the light is probably green.
YOUR TURN SIGNAL IS STILL ON
There are only three types of people in this world. Those who can count and those who can't.
7 days with out Jesus makes one weak
A Day Without Sunshine Is Like, You Know, Night
Ax Me About Ebonics
Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
Boldly Going Nowhere
BooYah!
I'm trying to see it from your point of view but I just can’t get my head that far up my ***
CAUTION! I drive like you do!
Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.
I'm only driving like this just to piss you off.
Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage
Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your ***?
Dewey,Skrewem, & Howe (attorneys at law)
Doctor's say I have a multiple personality, but we don't agree with that.
Don't come knocking if the car is rocking.
Don't play stupid with me... I'm better at it!
Dyslexics Have More Fnu.
Dyslexics of the world, untie!
ESCHEW OBFUSCATION. (means avoid confusion/overcomplication)
Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On You
Heck is for people that don't believe in Gosh.
Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window
House Guarded By Shotgun 3 Days A Week. Guess Which Days.
I Know What You’re Thinking And You Should Be Ashamed Of Yourself.
I know...I know...pull over
I must hurry, for there they go and i am their leader
i souport publik edekasion
I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?
I wish I were a glow worm a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?
If you can read this you're in range.
If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!
If you have something to say, raise your hand. and place it over your mouth.
If your stupid and you know it honk your horn.
I'm a member of the Redundancy Department of Redundancy
Screw you guys, I'm going home!
Seen It All, Done It All, Can’t Remember Most Of It
Sex is a misdemeanor . . .the more I miss it, the meaner I get!!
Take me drunk I' m home.
I'm not as think as you drunk I am, Ociffer...
The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG it Happened.
This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.
To be loved, be lovable
Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.
What, are you stuck on stupid?
2006-08-07 04:05:31 · answer #1 · answered by ? 4 · 5⤊ 0⤋
I have a bunch of stickers on my car... 2 Melissa Etheridge logos, a Human Rights Campaign sticker, a sticker for a local Harley shop, a sticker that reads: It's people like you that make people like me need medication! Another that reads: Defend America, Defeat Bush, a rainbow sticker that reads: Come out Come out where ever you are!, a rainbow stripe along the top of the back windshield, a Pink Ribbon that says "Find a Cure" and lastly one that will be going on today: Jamican Me Crazy!
2006-08-07 10:09:00 · answer #2 · answered by Julie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't have any. I just got my car in February and I'm not about to put bumper stickers on it. They don't come off. Yet, I enjoy reading other peoples. I like the one that says, "I may be slow but I'm ahead of you!"
2006-08-07 10:52:15 · answer #3 · answered by intentionalmasterpiece 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bumper stickers are for losers and white trash. Same thing actually. Find another way to express yourself.
2006-08-07 10:00:26 · answer #4 · answered by David B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's not exactly a bumper sticker, but I do have a Harley Davidson sticker on my back window.
And I don't own it, but I once saw a sticker reading "yes, this is my truck and no, I won't help you move".... cracked me up!
2006-08-07 10:03:19 · answer #5 · answered by mutherwulf 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't have a bumper sticker on my car. I like SUPPORT OUR TROOPS magnets!
2006-08-07 10:03:28 · answer #6 · answered by pottersclay70 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jordon is a Jork.
Check out history of Carter administration.
2006-08-07 10:00:39 · answer #7 · answered by Intelligent and curious 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We live in America, why do we have to press 1 for English?!
2006-08-07 10:00:50 · answer #8 · answered by Demure D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"In Goddess We Trust"
Favorite: "My Golden Retriever is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"
2006-08-07 10:00:16 · answer #9 · answered by reynwater 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great question
FAT GUYS ARE HARDER TO KIDNAP...
picked it up in California last year when on a road trip...
very funny and offends just about everyone in england!!
2006-08-07 10:00:50 · answer #10 · answered by Ichi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋