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How many punches in her jaw should it take?

2006-08-07 02:34:11 · 16 answers · asked by Lothario 1 in Family & Relationships Marriage & Divorce

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thunder_kok says have your lawyer serve her with divorce papers at the ceremony

2006-08-07 02:38:56 · answer #1 · answered by thunder_kok 3 · 0 0

Get a clue. What are you going to put in your vows that you're going to be doing for her is my question? If you had that, you probably wouldnt have to have a written contract for sexual favors.

2006-08-07 09:45:06 · answer #2 · answered by boomerang3que 4 · 0 0

It shouldn't take any, if you're at the marrying stage. You may need a longer engagement, but its good to see a young man thinking ahead.

2006-08-07 09:40:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You must be into toothmarks. Does the name Lorena Bobbit ring a bell?

2006-08-07 09:41:42 · answer #4 · answered by Dutch58 3 · 0 0

You'll be lucky she even speaks to you again, after a suggestion like that! You sound worthless, for even submitting a question like this! I hope no one ever finds out who you are!

2006-08-07 09:45:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

If you say in your vows that u will give half your paycheck and lick her twice a week.

2006-08-07 09:45:23 · answer #6 · answered by treva_burr031 1 · 1 0

only if you put on there you will make love with her 3 times a day and give her one oral sex session each day.

2006-08-07 10:00:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get real, poor girl need a man not a boy for a hushand!!!

2006-08-07 09:42:33 · answer #8 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0 1

Grow up for a start

2006-08-07 09:38:37 · answer #9 · answered by naughtynnice 4 · 2 1

What does she get to put there for you?

2006-08-07 09:39:27 · answer #10 · answered by bad_bob_69 7 · 0 0

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