2006-08-07 02:33:05 · 25 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
There is an old joke about messages saying "Help! I am being held captive in a Chinese fortune cooky factory". I would print that one in scrawly hand writing font.
2006-08-07 06:28:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 11⤊ 5⤋
I like the answers that everyone gave so far. Some of you are funny and some are creative. As for me, I received an email from a little girl who was upset about the answer I gave about little girls wearing makeup. Obviously, I struck a nerve on her part. I was pretty much mentioning that little girls who wear make up are trying to grow up to fast. Trying to become women too quickly and what it could cost them. She even made a comment about my YA id, killerlegs, thinking it was something sexual, which it is not, just to try to say something bad to me. Well, I am not angry at her, however, I would write on all the fortune cookies, "God bless MegGirl and help her to understand that not everything in life will come easy or be the way she wants it to be and that people will not always tell her what she wants to hear and for God to help her to control her anger when she can not understand or accept things in life." I still love you MegGirl.
2006-08-07 02:59:09 · answer #2 · answered by killerlegs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Let your spirt guide you in the right direction.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 45, 23, 56, 21, 8, 4
Smile
~ Tiger By The Tail
2006-08-07 02:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Been There... Done That 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can put your faith in a rock and it will work for you.
It's bad luck to be superstitious.
Normality is the giving up of ones individuality in order to fit into a world that won't care about you either way.
That lump is cancer.
Vote for me.
If you want to be normal, just act like everybody else.
The best places to observe stupid people in their natural habitat is when they're shopping or driving.
It is better to remain silent and be thought of as a fool, then to speak and remove all doubt.
America America God shed his grace on the. Then white man came and messed it up from sea to shining sea.
2006-08-07 02:41:38 · answer #4 · answered by a_poor_misguided_soul 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since we've already seen them all, I don't want to repeat them, but all of my fortune cookies would have happy bunny sayings on them.
2006-08-07 04:19:38 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol is a good one.
"Life is like a diaper, short and brown."
"Did you remember to set your alarm?"
"Your mom just called your machine. You have a new brother."
"What's that on your shoulder?"
"The road to happiness is paved with the errors of your good intentions."
"The only second chance you get is to make the same mistake again."
2006-08-07 02:38:38 · answer #6 · answered by Puppy Zwolle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great fortune comes to those who wait
happiness does not come from money
find love and hold onto it
2006-08-07 02:38:20 · answer #7 · answered by babygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd write take another cookie or you will get awesome advice from a cookie
2006-08-07 07:47:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the sky is the limit, let your heart sail
your as young as you feel
you will win the lottery when you are rich
today will bring possibilites for tommorrow
2006-08-07 02:36:51 · answer #9 · answered by willsgurl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Love will find you when you love yourself."
I really think the world would be a better place if everyone loved themselves. Accpet who they are inside and out and be content with what you've got.
2006-08-07 02:43:59 · answer #10 · answered by Je♥n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is the wise man that thinks not of the end of what might have been except if they forgot.
2006-08-07 02:38:02 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋