I love that one, such a classic episode.
Ralph comes out with some of the best things, I like "My cat's breath smells like cat food. "
I also like this one,
Homer: There's your giraffe, little girl.
Ralph Wiggum: I'm a boy.
Homer: That's the spirit. Never give up
One of my favorites is Homer:
How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
And Homer:
When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
I love the Simpsons Halloween Episode where Homer has the Magic Hammock, and there are all the homer clones!
Also, there was another episode, where Homer was imaging himself making out with himself, thats really funny :)
2006-08-07 02:32:11
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answered by Anonymous
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My fav quotes from the Simpsons are:
1) When there were a spring of robberies by the CAT buglar and Homer calls a security company and tosses them out when the price is too high; Salesman: "surely you can't put a price on your family's safety" Homer: "I would have thought so too, but here we are"
2) When Mr. Burns steals the Simpson's puppies and Bart and Lisa catch him, Mr. Burns hands her a cell phone and states: "Here's a phone, call someone who cares". When she calls 911 he snatches the phone from her.
3) When Homer was having a bar-b-que and Lisa was starting to be a vegetarian and Homer was gonna cook a huge pig and LIsa shot in the air, Marge yells, "Bart, no!!!" Bart goes, "I'm right here." Marge: "Sorry, force of habit. Lisa, no!!!"
That's all I can think of right now.
2006-08-07 05:42:58
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answered by elr212006 3
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I think my fav episode is when Homer goes to Rock Camp! That one is so funny!
Can't really think of a particular quote, but in one Haloween episode, homer goes to a parallel universe, only to run away in shock as there is no such thing as beer (or something along those lines) and marge says "oh look its raining again" and Donuts are falling from the sky!
2006-08-07 02:40:10
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answered by Marjorie Keek 1
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That episode where the Simpson kids are fostered to the Flandereseses, when the welfare ppl are at the simpson houshold and see Maggie with the "I'm a stupid baby" sign (previously on Lisa's back),
Welfare Lady: *spots the "I'm a stupid baby" sign on Maggie from earlier in the episode* Oh my lord!
Welfare Man: Stupid babies need the most attention!
2006-08-07 02:39:27
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answered by edwin_ambrose 2
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Fav. Homer quote: "Doh!" & the song "I won't drink at Moe's, Moe is a big jerk and a she-male too." (You gotta sing it like, "I love rock and roll")
Fav. Bart Quote: "Work that body Homer." (When Homer was getting ready to take Marge out and dancing)
I love Bart. I have a stuffed toy of him in my room. Me and my little sister watch simpsons often and our favorite episode is when Homer goes in a mental institute (for wearing a pink shirt or something) and he shares a room with a phony Michael Jackson. We also all episodes with Sideshow Bob trying to kill Bart.
2006-08-07 06:00:04
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answered by nichellecomicbookgirl 3
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Yes! My favorite is You Only Move Twice too! In fact I am getting a Hank Scorpio tattoo next week. I think it will be him with the flame thrower saying the quote, "stop him, he's supposed to die!"
But my favorite quote is, "There's this little place called Mary Anne's Hammocks. The nice thing about that place is that Mary Anne gets in the hammock with you! Ha ha ha, I'm just kidding!"
2006-08-07 03:09:29
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answered by tjbaseballsaenz 3
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Quote:
Homer - "In your Face, space coyote!!"
Favorite episodes:
Homer's mother reappears
John Waters
Any episode with Troy McClure (I miss Phil Hartman)
2006-08-07 02:45:14
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answered by Pask 5
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Favourite episode has to be the one with the Chilli cookout, which causes Homer to have a psychedlic episode.
Favourite quote? Mmm, so many good ones, but "What about purple, purple is a fruit?" has to be up there!
2006-08-07 02:31:01
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answered by AndyG45 4
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WOW that is a very hard question.
It is a tie between Ralph's "The purple ones taste like burning" and Homer's "Shut up brain or I'll stab you with a q-tip"
2006-08-07 02:28:04
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answered by Anonymous
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My favourite episode is the one wher burns pays homer to make a fool of himself!!!
Remember the Lindi Hop!
Fav quote would be "you can giggle and stink all you like, but i have a cell phone so there "@~#~**?"
2006-08-08 02:35:12
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answered by amie 1
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