hey i was just walking by and i was blinded by the beauty of a fallen angel, so i decided to ask that angel if she could take me to heaven with her?
i just came up with that now, it kinda sucks...
2006-08-07 01:54:42
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answer #1
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answered by that guy 2
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Hey wanna come back to my place and do things im gonna tell everyone we did anyway.
Thats a lovely outfit it would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
my magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. oh you are, it must be an hour fast.
All I need is a little piece and quiet. So give me a piece and I'll be quiet!
My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist
You know, sweetie, my lips won't just kiss themselves...
Can you help me find my puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
Let's make out so I can see if you taste as good as you look!
Is that a run in your stockings, or is it the stairway to heaven?
Excuse me, but does my tongue taste funny to you?
2006-08-07 08:56:38
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answer #2
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answered by Anonymous
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You walk up to her with a serious expression on your face and say "Did you get dressed in a hurry today?" When she answers how she dressed and why do you ask, You say" You have have a hole in your pants/skirt, I noticed it while you standing there!" Then when she freaks, and she will freak and grab her rear automatically, You say where your legs stick out at the bottom!" At that point you find out if she has a good sense of humor or if you really want to go with a girl that has none!
2006-08-07 08:57:13
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answer #3
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answered by GRUMPY1LUVS2EAT 5
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Well I'm 27 and I've never used a pick-up line.I am just upfront and ask'Would you like to go out sometime?'Either the person says yes or no.I don't personally respond to pick up lines cause they always sound so cheesy.I don't like guys that beat around the bush.
2006-08-07 08:53:27
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answer #4
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answered by Celebrity girl 7
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ANY girl that's into "pick up lines" s sadly deluded: only jerks, assholes and general bastards believe in and use them.
If all I had to do, rather than be polite, gentelmenly and genuinly interested in getting to know you, was to offer some cliched over used "pick-up line", then yes, you do deserve to be hurt.
As the name implies "Line used to 'pick-up' another", but hey, if you're into picking up and being picked up, just be prepared for the nasties out there.
2006-08-07 20:39:12
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answer #5
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answered by mysterious_ck 1
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Is there an airport nearby? Because when I saw you my heart went into take-off.
(This line was actually used on me in a bar - I think the guy finally got out of traction)
2006-08-07 08:51:58
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answered by ? 7
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This is my personal line that I followed the Linz family from the Amazing Race ( Family Edition ).
Sweet.
2006-08-07 08:55:59
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answer #7
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answered by Mr Brightside 2
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Walk into the place with a worried look on my face, sit down next to the girl, glance around and whisper in her ear, "Pretend I'm with you!"
2006-08-07 08:52:34
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answer #8
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answered by Albannach 6
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Was your daddy a thief? Because he stole all the stars of the sky and put them in the twinkle of your eye.
2006-08-07 08:55:04
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answer #9
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answered by fenomenoexcepcionaldelfutbol 1
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For a moment, I thought that I have died and gone to Heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and that Heaven has been brought to me.
2006-08-07 08:56:04
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answer #10
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answered by mthtchr05 5
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