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Dear Sir/Madam,

I am enquiring with regards to the position of Parking attendant, and would like to say I'm the heartless bastard your after.

I don't mind being told to go and give 100 tickets indiscriminately just to raise the government more money. As Road Tax and Fuel Tax are clearly not enough for you to build us some decent parking,

Regards etc.
Heartless Bastard.

2006-08-07 01:42:11 · answer #1 · answered by George Adamson 2 · 0 0

Parking wardens are undervalued council operatives that have a difficult job to do. You realise it is a source of revenue for the council, and the high charges are intended to encourage public transport uptake that ultimately benefits the planet as a whole and therefore you would have no problem in sticking a huge fine on the car of a disabled single parent struggling to get her buggy and wheelchair into the boot while making sure her 2 year old doesnt run into the road which is why she is now 5 minutes past her ticket time.

2006-08-07 13:12:08 · answer #2 · answered by Allasse 5 · 0 0

"I collect car stereos"

"My mates and I need a quiet space to smoke crack since my mom threw us out."

"Do the customers here usually have a LOT of cash on their persons?"

"We need a well ventilated space to start our smack factory."

"I LOVE the way glass shatters..."

"And the judge very kindly put me on probation, provided I didn't commit arson again!"

"I'm a rabid environmentalist. All people who drive must DIE!!!"

Hope these help, if not, hopefully make you smile a bit.

Good luck!

2006-08-07 08:49:05 · answer #3 · answered by OraclewannaB 3 · 0 0

This is difficult. If you can fill in the form, you are over-qualified but, for safety's sake, I think the best thing you could say is probably: "My dad's a cooncilor.''

2006-08-07 08:48:17 · answer #4 · answered by scotsman 5 · 0 0

I agree with george adamson

2006-08-07 08:51:14 · answer #5 · answered by april 3 · 0 0

really if u answer it truthfully you should get an interview becuase if u make it sound like crap theyll tell.

2006-08-07 08:38:52 · answer #6 · answered by BObO1989 1 · 0 0

i hate motorists, and will work my socks off to bring in as much revenue for the council As i can.....

2006-08-07 08:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by paulrb8 7 · 0 0

Have you got a deathwish?

2006-08-07 09:09:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

the truth

2006-08-07 08:37:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

And your question is???

2006-08-07 08:38:52 · answer #10 · answered by annie 4 · 0 0

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