if youre a practising homosexual ?

Question

where can you go to practice ? down the church hall for 1/2 an hour or the back room in your local pub ?

Answer 1

I'm so happy that the word wolfbagging has now become common usage in the world of Answers.

I do believe practicing homo's are legally obliged to rent a professional for the evening. I also read somewhere that they must wear leather clothing, take lots of amil-nitrate, mince about and screech at high volumes to pass their NVQ Level 3 in bumming. Only then will they get given their official gay card.
I think it's a bit like the DVLA.

Answer 2

My mum signed me up for homosexual evening classes at the community centre. Thursday night, 7:00pm, free coffee and biscuit (singular). I've been practicing for 4 weeks now, I can't say as I really have a taste for it but my teacher reckons I've got a natural aptitude, so I'm going to stick at it. Only 8 weeks 'till I get my certificate and then I can put on my CV that I am a qualified homosexual.

Answer 3

Humans always pride themselves to be a higher species because of their ability to think and make decisions. In my opinion, the ability to think is starting to get in the way of our lives. Because people think, and everyone think differently, quarrels and fights are started. Because people think, their school essays get discredited; students are not supposed to think, they are supposed to 'think' like people of the past who had written some books or some form of evidence and include those in the essays. Because people think, those who don't think have to conform to the ideas of the former. Because people think, they cannot come to a decision about some things and it will always be there, never-ending, never gonna be solved. Because people think. Too much in fact. Wouldn't it be good if everyone just do things without thinking too much? Go for it. On impulse. On instinct. Would that make things better? Look what has all the thinking done to us. Yes, we have the technology, the entertainment and everything else which people of the past did not have but we no longer have the simplicity in people. I'm not saying that people in the past did not think but they were smarter. They don't think so much. What's the point of thinking so much and still no conclusion and decision could be made? Doesn't that make you feel worse?

Bottomline: we think too much. Don't k. To whoever this is applicable to.

Answer 4

I can't say because I am unmarried and never being in XX
Even I am not Interested in practicing such a nuissance thing.
But if you are really Interested in getting the exact experience than I must say to try the following points:
1 You try it down the church
2 You try it in a local pub
3. Inspite of following the above points u failed,
than come to my Puppy's guest house try there.

Answer 5

At The chruch You Can Find A Priest WHo Might Practice With You....

Answer 6

A. are you asking or sharing? B. are you a retired homosexual or part time? How does one practice their sexuality. and C. I can't blieve you wasted 5 minutes of my life i can't get back with such silliness.

Answer 7

Cottaging is good practice for when you think you're ready for a bit o' wolfbagging.

Answer 8

ok your an idiot, and where did u get your information from, they are idiots too, u don;t PRACTICE homosexuality, it is what it is, you can't be gay one day and not the next... so what exactly is your question?

Answer 9

I don't practice anymore. I'm really good at it!

Answer 10

Why do you need to practice??? Don't you already know how??