Why??????????
2006-08-07 00:03:45 · 31 answers · asked by DL 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I've always thought I might like to a bird because I want to fly! But maybe I'd like to be a cat, because I love cats, & I wonder what it's like to be one. Otherwise, maybe I'd like to be a bear, why? Check out the e-mail I got the other day, you may have heard it before!
When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months. I could deal with that.
Before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid. I could deal with that too.
When you're a girl bear, you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you're sleeping and wake to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs. I could definitely deal with that.
If you're mama bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too. I could deal with that.
If you're a bear, your mate expects you to wake up growling. He expects that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
So, by the way, what animal would you be?!
2006-08-07 02:14:57 · answer #1 · answered by ~*Lady Beth*~ 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Your pet gorilla (not a monkey).
I checked your 360 page and
you sound like a person who would
take good care of the people and pets
you love.
2006-08-07 08:58:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A wild animal, grrrrrr
2006-08-07 07:08:14 · answer #3 · answered by black diamond 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Elephant.
2006-08-07 07:08:01 · answer #4 · answered by Whatever 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pet Puppy of a beautiful girl.
2006-08-07 07:07:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A Kangaroo,i like to jump
2006-08-07 07:07:33 · answer #6 · answered by good person 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sasquatch! I'd sneak threw the bushes peeking at you bald monkeys And when your sleeping I'd eat all your munchies!
2006-08-07 07:10:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A falcon.
It fits my personality. It's aloof, a little haughty, can fend for itself and is just vicious enough to not be wimpy.
2006-08-07 07:08:49 · answer #8 · answered by DNE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dog because they speak the language of love.
2006-08-07 07:08:29 · answer #9 · answered by ash_m_79 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
An iguana...because I love to bask in the sun!
2006-08-07 07:07:54 · answer #10 · answered by Austinite 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋