all sugestions appriciated. i would also love to hear what people did in similar situations.
2006-08-05 22:45:02 · 34 answers · asked by ? 4 in Family & Relationships ➔ Other - Family & Relationships
It's not legal, but it's funny. Take some bologna, preferably Oscar Meyer, cut it into penis shapes, and flop them on his car on a hot and sunny summer day. It'll eat the paint into penis shapes and something in the bologna makes it impossible to paint over or repair. Muwahahaha...my treachery is eternal!!! *hides devil horns*
2006-08-05 22:48:16 · answer #1 · answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Rent a movie called 'Amelie'.
It's a french film (with english subtitles) that shows the main charater Amelie, getting revenge on the mean produce guy. She's got some sneaky moves. Plus the movie will put you in a good mood.
I'm not an advocate of getting revenge, but sometimes talking about revenge or watching someone get revenge helps...
2006-08-05 22:53:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The sad reality of the situation is that getting revenge is a futile effort for you. It's the natural reaction of hurt, though. Best thing for you to do is hold you chin up and move on. Don't go on the rebound, just take care of yourself. Let's say you did try to do something hurtful to him or tried to get back to him through jealousy or slanderous remarks or whatever, the problem is that it will not alleviate anything. What you probably really want is for him to show remorse and the problem with people that cheat is that they usually don't feel remorse or it is false. Nothing is really going to make you feel better for what he did but time itself- time to take care of you. Think of this as a blessing. You found out now rather than after years of a relationship or marriage with the guy.
2006-08-05 22:50:36 · answer #3 · answered by nt2shy74 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Does he love his car - a friend of mine did this to her X. If you have access to his car wet the carpet in the backseat area and boot and put fine lawn seed all over the area - make sure you rub it in against the carpet pile so it isn't visible and gets right in & then lightly wet the area a bit more. in spring summer with the windows up during the day or night it only takes 2-5 days to sprout and its so hard to get it all out. Otherwise a prawn in each hubcap or under the hood near the vent system is always good as long as you NEVER want to get in the car again
2006-08-06 20:23:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey, how does prawn shells in his curtain rods sound? Give it two weeks, and it should be smelling pretty shitty!
You could always post pics of his 3 inches on the internet!! ha ha
Don't forget there is always kharma....what goes around, comes around!
I would suggest severing all ties also.
You might also like to try the prawn shells inside the hub caps of his car....or any meat that rots....this will drive him crazy wondering where the smell is coming from....
Cat pee in the carpet of his car could be good too.....
Last but not least, spread the word what a dirty scoundrel he is with all of your girlfriends!
2006-08-05 23:12:00 · answer #5 · answered by jamie t 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know you want to blow up his car or something, and that's natural, and he probably deserves it. But here is the best advice:
Be calm. Tell him you know what he did (don't argue with him about it). Tell him you're sorry he isn't mature enough to handle a serious relationship yet because you are ready for one, only now, it won't be with him.
Then, leave and never, ever look back.
Over time, that will eat him up inside. You will seem stronger and more confident than him, even if you're not really.
If you do something to him to piss him off, he always look back at you with anger and contempt. If you do as I suggest, he'll look back at you as the one he stupidly mistreated and lost.
2006-08-05 22:54:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would leave him alone, what comes around goes around. Just go find yourself a nice new guy, dont do a rebound thing - those arent that nice. But yeah, what he did to you will hit him harder and just laugh at him when he falls on his face.
If you retaliate against him, then that shows that you still have feelings and thoughts of him. So dont waste your energy and move on. Be the bigger more mature person. He screwed up and he'll realize it then come crying back. Just move on, he isnt worth it !!!!!
2006-08-05 23:01:23 · answer #7 · answered by Baghdad Pete ! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Edna Bambrick
2006-08-05 22:47:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Forget about the revenge and move on. Show him you don't need him. Hope you find the best for you and good luck.
2006-08-05 22:49:25 · answer #9 · answered by Obsidian © 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
let him find you cheating!
or make a show in a crowd or in front of his parents
ma by even film him while he is cheating and hand cuff him in front of the TV and replay the scenes over and over again while you take his credit card and go on a very long shopping spree ...
with his car..
2006-08-05 22:54:07 · answer #10 · answered by stellina 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋