a man who farted in my face while i was giving him a b job
lmao over it now
2006-08-08 00:36:10
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answered by Happy Halloween 4
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ehhhhh spike i feel for ya bro thats some fuced up sht. The biggest turn off for me was that time in.....2003 when like ALL the power went off across a bing portion the united states for like 2 days, yea i'd have to say that one was the biggest turn off i have ever been through, really sucked.
2006-08-06 04:11:36
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answered by puresplprix 4
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I had been dating a woman for about a week and I really liked her. One day she invited me over to her house for a visit and when I walked in she had the filthiest house I had ever seen. I am a pretty neat, clean person so I could not deal with that. It really turned me off. I never went out with her again.
2006-08-06 04:31:59
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answered by The Infidel 4
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Um this guy actually had like this big old RED BUMP on his you know what.
IT looked like a BLISTER, it was ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING, and the size of a friggin HALF DOLLAR. EWWWWWWW!
It was just a BAD circumcision, but man was it BAD!
OK I know it was a circumcision, because I inspected the thing really well, and asked him if it had always looked that way, lol. Poor guy was so embarrassed..
Oh Disgusting story #2:
My neighbor, a ridiculously fat, nasty crackhead (no joke) told me she was being woke up by her boyfriend, giving her oral, and then she said- she woke up, and it was her black lab licking her. OMFG that is just the nastiest thought, I havent looked at black labs the same since. Now I cant date a guy who has a laborador retriever, period, and no black dogs, because it gives me these horroble images of this nasty lady... icky la la
2006-08-06 21:30:53
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answered by ♥ Krista ♥ 4
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I was on the couch with a guy and heard a knock at the door. It turned out to be his probation officer letting me know that my date was a convicted child molester of the worst kind.
2006-08-06 03:56:59
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answered by Kuji 7
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When he took off his trousers to reveal underpants with a large cartoon of a crocodile brushing it's teeth. The man involved was 28.
2006-08-06 03:56:33
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answered by salvationcity 4
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Well, my hubby and I were - well, you know and our dog, Poppy, jumped up on the bed and was looking over his shoulder in an interested fashion. I started laughing and he wondered why! When I told him, he looked around and started laughing, too. Not exactly a straight turn-off but I can assure you that was it for the night!
2006-08-06 04:20:04
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answered by Anonymous
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This guy was trying to get me to go out with him and he was chewing on his thumbnail while he was trying to convince me (despite the fact he knew I was living with my now hubby at the time--this dude was CLASSY). I told him he needed to stop chewing his nails and he said he'd once had acrylic overlays put on to prevent the chewing and had chewed through them and damaged his tooth enamel from it...WTF?!? What adult male a)chews his nails into bloody stubs, b) gets acrylic nails, and c) chews through the acrylic nails until his teeth are bloody stubs.....yep, that was a HUGE turnoff. *yeck*
2006-08-06 03:59:37
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answered by mytreacheryiseternal 4
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Mankind. But not Womankind.
2006-08-06 04:07:40
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answered by ac 1
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with an ex.... a fanny(vagina)-fart which brought with it the dregs from the end of menstual cycle whilst performing cunnilingus
2006-08-06 04:02:48
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answered by ......... ........... 1
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