2006-08-05 20:39:49 · 24 answers · asked by AussieGrrrl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
Meredia: You're in front.
Antonio:
2006-08-05 21:03:21 · update #1
There's only ONE female. Clearly this evolutionary trend of having a single female for THAT many males has caused their blueballs to migrate all over their bodies and cause their skin to take on a blue pigmentation.
2006-08-05 20:43:24 · answer #1 · answered by Meredia 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Because Bang Em Smurf bashed them
2006-08-05 20:44:24 · answer #2 · answered by Ghetto Fabolous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lady Smurf never gave it out and the blue went from the balls to all over.
2006-08-05 20:43:56 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because nobody would trust a green smurf
2006-08-05 20:43:38 · answer #4 · answered by dbrady 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because grass is green. If Smurfs were green, they'd blend in with the grass and no one would be able to see them.
2006-08-05 21:14:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because they don't date much. All those smurfs and only two females. And one of them may be underage for their culture.
Addendum: Smurfette and Sassette are females.
2006-08-05 20:43:11 · answer #6 · answered by Lewis Y 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That should not be the question.
The queston should be. Why was there only one female smurf. Smurfette.
2006-08-05 20:47:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is only one female smurf and don't get enough, otherwise they would would be red hot !.
2006-08-05 20:58:19 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Metichlorites
2006-08-05 20:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by Joe Carioca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If all you ate was smurf-berry pies, you would be blue too.
2006-08-05 21:00:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋