JAWS
JAWS
JAWS
JAWS
JAWS
JAWS
JAWS
JAWS !!!!
2006-08-05 19:48:48 · 32 answers · asked by john 2 in Travel ➔ Asia Pacific ➔ Singapore
fantastic..........singapore needs the excitement!!
2006-08-07 21:15:58 · answer #1 · answered by please... 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The shark would have killed some brave Singaporeans who were trying to help the food and service industry by providing more shark fin for the various restaurants serving shark fin soup. To the call of an enraged nation for a shark hunt (with a Subaru WRX as a reward), I would arrive on the scene, with some policemen from my friendly neighbourhood police post, and my zoologist friend from my NUS days. Together, we would take a sampan loaded with a Mobil gas tank and hunt for the shark. Since the shark is a 20 footer great white, it will easily be able to jump into the sampan and take half my body off in its great jaws as I try to harpoon it to death. As I lay dying, my fellow sampan-mates will bravely fight with the shark, and after a heroic struggle, be able to position the gas tank into the shark's jaw. Then..KABOOM! Thereafter, my sampan mates will swim back to Singapore to claim the Subaru reward, while my body is sunk with the sampan, to the sounds of a 21 gun salute and Singaporeans swimming around to retrieve whatever shark's fin is left floating on the sea....
(Apologies for stealing and plagiarising Peter Benchley's plot, but I couldnt pass this opportunity :P)
2006-08-11 21:58:39 · answer #2 · answered by dar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First, stay calm. Second, evacuate people in and near the water. Finally, call the Police. It's that simple. Nothing to be alarmed as stampede and accidents might more casualities than the actual shark bite. After all, how many people can be attacked by the shark at the same time?
2006-08-05 19:56:28 · answer #3 · answered by Joseph Ting 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ppl will avoid the beaches but be there to catch a glimpse of it.
the local authorities will compound it and probably set it free asap.
2006-08-06 03:13:53 · answer #4 · answered by friday13 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody will jump into the sea
to try their luck
just like bull fightings in Spain
see who win
2006-08-06 09:46:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
all the men r to help the women n the old ppl
2006-08-06 22:31:05 · answer #6 · answered by woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought they have been there for years. They are known as ERP. The gantry are their mouth.
2006-08-06 15:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
everybody will be calling the new paper and claim the free handphone
2006-08-08 04:19:52 · answer #8 · answered by iNn3RbEaUtY 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone will avoid ecp.
2006-08-05 21:05:20 · answer #9 · answered by rizwano 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
We get shark's fin soup.
2006-08-05 19:56:52 · answer #10 · answered by calvin o 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You'll have people STOMPing the press for some freebies... and reporters there in no time...... :)
2006-08-07 03:06:40 · answer #11 · answered by ajk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋