10 points to the funniest description of the scene. Do it in scripted form
2006-08-05 19:31:37 · 8 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Comics & Animation
Announcer/ Me: Welcome back to American Idol, Karaoke Conetest! And now, we have a special guest from Japan! Please give it up for Mr. Inuyasha and friends!
Audience: WOOOOOO!
Inuyasha: Kagome, why do I have to be the one to sing?!?
Kagome: Because I told you to! Now get out there and knock em dead!
Meroku: Kagome, are you sure this is such a good idea?
Shippo: Yeah! You know how he can't take criticism. What if he gets mad?
Inuyasha: I heard that!
Kagome: Stop worrying, you guys. Everything will be fine!
(Inuyasha walks up to the stage and takes the microphone. music starts)
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me,
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why-
Inuyasha: I have to sing to this?!?
Kagome: Yes! Now start over!
Inuyasha: Grrr, fine!
(music starts again)
I still hear your voice when you sleep next to me,
I still feel your touch in my dreams.
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why,
Without you it's hard to survive!
'Cause every time we touch, I get this feeling,
and every time we kiss I swear I could fly!
Can't you feel me heart beat fast?
I want this to last!
Need you-
Simon: SHUT UP!
(Music stops)
Inuyasha: What did you say to me?!?
Simon: I said shut up! You have the worst voice ever! You make me want to stick pencils in my ears! I'd rather date Paula again than listen to you!
Paula: Ouch!
Announcer: Oh, thats a burn!
Inuyasha: That's it! (lunges at Simon)
Kagome: Sit boy!
Inuyasha: What the- (hits judges table, hard) OUCH! That hurt!
Simon: Hahahaha! You have to listen to that girl? Oh my god, that is sad! Hahahaha!
Kagome: Inuyasha, Sic!
Inuyasha: RAAAAAAAWR!
(starts to throttle Simon)
Audience: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Paula: Ah, what the heck. (attacks Simon)
Simon: (being strangled with his own intestines) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Someone, save me!
Announcer: Next, we'll move onto Sango!
Sango: Why me?!?
Announcer: Because I siad so.
(Sango gets up on stage, music starts to play)
We are fam-i-ly!
I got my little brother with me!
We are fam-i-ly!
Get up everybody and sing!
(mimes air guitar solo)
Audience: Woot woot!
Simon: (now in a wheelchair and using morse code to communicate(- is a dash, . is a dot, () is a space)) -.--()---()..-()()...()..-()-.-.()-.-()() (translation: you suck)
Announcer: I think he said that you rock!
Simon: (whispering) No, I said-
Announcer: (hits Simon in back of neck, heart moniter goes suspisously blank) Tehehehehe, looks like your song knocked him out!
Sango: Woooo!
Paula: You go girl!
Sango: Right on!
Announcer: Now, it's Shippo's turn!
(Shippo walks up to stage and jumps on conveniently placed table, music starts)
If I was a rich girl,
Na na na na na na na na na na na,
Say'in I'd have all the money in the world, if I was a wealthy giiiiiiiiirl!
Audience: Yay!
Shippo: Thank you, thank you very much! I'll be in town all week!
Simon's heart moniter: beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep.
Shippo: Huh?
Announcer: He says that he enjoyed your proformence!
Paula: You have such a great voice!
Shippo: Thank you!
Announcer: Now, it's Meroku's turn!
(Meroku walks up to the stage and picks up microphone, music starts)
I'm not wearing underwear today,
No I'm not wearing underwear today!
Not that you probably care,
Much about my underwear,
But still, none the less I gota saaaaaaaaaaay,
That I'm-not-wearing-underwear-todaaaaaay!
Audience: Um, wooooo!
Simon: O.o .........
Announcer: Um, I have no idea what that meant.
Paula: Wow! You've got a great voice that you can use to make people happy!
Merolu: Thank you, Paula. Will you please bear my child?
Sango: Grrrrrr
Paula: Um, no.
Announcer: Okay, now, last but not least, Kagome!
(Kagome walks up to stage and takes microphone)
Kagome: Um, can I do a duet?
Announcer: With who?
Kagome: Kikiyo.
Announcer: Sure, why not. (opens portal to another dimension and pulls Kikiyo out of spinning vortex of doom like portal)
Kikiyo: Do I want to know?
Announcer: Nope! Now go and sing the words on stage with Kagome.
Kikiyo: Okay!
(Kikiyo walks up to stage and takes second microphone, Music starts)
I can do anything better than you can! (pause)
Anything you can do I can do better,
I can do anything better than you!
No you can't!
Yes I can!
No you can't!
Yes I can!
No you can't
Yes I can, yes I can!
I can shoot a Partraige with a single cartraige!
I can shoot a Sparrow with a single arrow!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie?
No.
Niether can I.
I can live on bread and cheese!
And only on that?
(nod)
So can a rat.
(song goes on and on till it ends)
Audience: (dumbstruck) WOOOOOOOOO! WE LOVE YOU! WILL YOU SIGN MY FACE?!?
Simon: ............
Paula: Omg, you guys are like, so the winners!
Kagome and Kikiyo: YAY! We won! We won! Uh-hu, uh-hu, uh-hu-uh-hu-uh-hu!
Announcer: Alright! The winners of the Karaoke contest are Kagome and Kikiyo! Second place goes to Sango and third place goes to Shippo! (hands out trophies and gift baskets) That's all the time we have today, folks! Join us next time to see the winners of this match pitted against the winers of the Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, and Fruits Basket rounds to determine the champion!
2006-08-06 12:47:29 · answer #1 · answered by bunnygirlgreen 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
InuYasha sings "My heart will go on"
Simon: That was the worst piece of s*** i've ever heard, how dare you disgrace both humans and demons in such a way?!
InuYasha: Oh yeah!! (InuYasha brandishes theTetsusaiga)
Kagome: Sit boy!
(InuYasha crashes to the floor two feet from Simon.... who is in total shock and has wet his pants)
2006-08-05 21:49:58 · answer #2 · answered by amw 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If Simon Cowell ditched him Inuyasha would totally kick his *** but then he'd get stopped by Randy and Paula so he'd sulk to Kagome:D
2006-08-05 19:52:28 · answer #3 · answered by smilenbspecial 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I do not believe strangers pass judgement on appearances harshly to be imply - its only a common organic or mental response to regard bigger watching peoples nicer. Yeah, I do believe ladies are very harsh on appearances. However, men and women care such a lot and importance your cosmetic so what are you to do.
2016-08-28 12:01:12 · answer #4 · answered by rentschler 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would turn to full demon and cut off Simon's head and pretend like he did nothing.
2006-08-05 20:46:53 · answer #5 · answered by SadSparrow 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd rip his head off with his sharp claws, and tell Kagome that Shippo did it...
2006-08-05 19:37:16 · answer #6 · answered by Snowflake 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He'd do what everyone else wants to do: Kill him.
2006-08-06 03:22:28 · answer #7 · answered by Hiding 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
he will ask myouga-jiji to suck simon dry...
2006-08-06 02:14:57 · answer #8 · answered by Bryan Lucarde 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋