I have farted on several escalators, and usually people do nothing. They adopt a poker face and relentlessly ignore it.
Exception: a loud, really wet fart that sounds like it may have a turd right behind it. This is show shocking and disgusting a sound that people can't hide their scorn.
2006-08-05 17:44:27
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answered by urbancoyote 7
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Yes, I did not want to look at the time. I blamed it on a baby on the opposite escalator, I hope they believed me, they were awful quiet.
2006-08-05 17:37:22
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answered by Anonymous
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He fell over. It caused the escalator to be stopped for service.
2006-08-05 17:36:40
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answered by umwut? 6
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Yes I once did, but surprisingly it doesn't smell, so no reaction. But my guess is if it smells, they will cover their noses/run down or up the escalator fast in order to escape =D
2006-08-05 17:36:23
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answered by Anonymous
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The questions on here get stupider and stupider. There should be a Yahoo Answers for grownups.
2006-08-05 17:36:56
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answered by Anonymous
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no, but I cut a loud one in the library a couple of days ago. Several people looked and smiled
2006-08-05 17:40:25
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answered by brat71825 5
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more like i was the person from behind
2006-08-05 17:35:34
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answered by shrimpy 4
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2 points for me
2006-08-05 17:34:33
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answered by broken_dreams2637 2
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I will tell you for 10 points lol
2006-08-05 17:35:45
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answered by hipergirl22 7
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Did you ever do it when your better half was with you and just walked away..... People look at them like they were the one that did it? lol..... Now that's funny!
2006-08-05 17:38:03
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answered by Anonymous
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