funniest one gets 10 pts, of course!
2006-08-05 17:23:07 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Television
KONICHIWA, BITCHES! (From the race draft)
2006-08-05 17:28:55 · answer #1 · answered by wittbelle 3 · 6⤊ 3⤋
Hi I'm Dave Chappelle and I'm a very funny comedian.Yet I'm giving up a 50 million dollars and disappearing for a while.I loved the movie Half Baked and to give that up he really must have been depressed.Yeah I'd be depressed OMG I have so much money I don't know what to do with it,it's so DEPRESSING!!!fI like when he did Little John.WHAT OKAY!!
2006-08-06 00:29:53 · answer #2 · answered by redanimalmuppet 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahhh man I can't just pick one. I love when he plays Tyrone Biggums n drink Red Balls. Or when it's the black Real World n he imitates the dad getting stabbed saying, I'm bleeding, I'm bleeding! Or when he plays Dylan from Making Da Band n chokes Wyclef Jean saying, "You're too close man"! But I have to say my fav. from the new season is when Tupac is playing at the club n talks about the back of a girl's shirt saying it must be doo-doo!!!! He is hilarious!!;)
2006-08-06 00:43:39 · answer #3 · answered by lilkitt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My favorite guests/charactors/skits are Clayton Bigsby, Prince, Rick James, Wayne Brady and Sam Jackson Beer . . . they're hilarious! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0353049/
[Clayton Bigsby's truck pulls up next to a group of white kids listening to rap]
Clayton Bigsby: Hey, *******! Turn that jungle music down! Woogie boogie, ******! Woogie boogie!
Hip-Hop Fan: Did he just call us *******?... AWESOME!
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Mace "Sam Jackson" Windau: [during press conference talking about Jedi's raping their students] I would just like to say that this counsil will have zero tolerance for any sexual deviency regarding our Jedi knights!
Reporter: Mace, do you feel that the Jedi's that have commited this crime deserve to die?
Mace "Sam Jackson" Windau: Yes, they deserve to die! And I hope they burn in hell!
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[Wayne Brady takes Dave on a shooting spree]
Dave Chappelle: You just shot people, Wayne! Those were *people* you shot!
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Dave Chappelle: Welcome back to Chappelle Show, I still haven't been canceled yet but I'm workin' on it.
2006-08-06 00:40:46 · answer #4 · answered by Angie P. 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every single person that answered I'm Rick James, I wanna stab you in the ******* ear with a rusty screw driver, none of you kids even knew who Rick James was nor do you even know why its really funny, I'll give 10 points to anyone who can tell me the punch line of "I'm Rick James *****"
2006-08-06 00:28:49 · answer #5 · answered by fa2a38 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When referring to the Mac and internet porn, he says "And I don't know what they make the keyboard out of, but whatever it is, it's non-stick"
2006-08-06 00:26:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
the ****** family skit
the whole thing is a qoute
and the dice games
2006-08-06 03:00:19 · answer #7 · answered by Ghetto Fabolous 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I divorced my wife cause she is a ****** lover I love when he plays the KKK guy
2006-08-06 00:29:23 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats rosie o'donnel she wears panties with dickholes in them
from the player haters ball
2006-08-06 00:32:13 · answer #9 · answered by Ronizzy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm rich Biatch!!! Or the one where he impersoniated Rick james and he said "**** your couch"!!!
2006-08-06 00:28:51 · answer #10 · answered by heartbrokensmiles88 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IM RICH B I A T C H
2006-08-06 00:28:16 · answer #11 · answered by BOOTLEG TWIZZLER 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋