Ready For A Politically Correct Nursery Rhyme?

Question

Thirty days has September,
April, June and November.
All the rest have thirty-one
Except Octemburary, which has none.*

*(However, a bill has just been introduced in Congress that should ensure Octemburary of it’s full and equal rights.)

by Me.

You guys want to give it a try. Take a nursery rhyme and give it your best shot!

Answer 1

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Waiting still
No Jack nor Jill
And it is now much later
Funny trill
Comes from the hill
Saying things like "faster"
No longer will
We send Jack and Jill
For they not bring back water

Answer 2

The Queen of Hearts
She made a tart
Work in the kitchen all day.

The knave of Hearts
He ate the tart
And for that he'll have to pay.