How do you get booted out of a mall?

Question

No... I am not gonna do anything stupid! Just curious.

Answer 1

fight or steal and get caught

Answer 2

run around, act like an idiot, cause a general disruption. On the more illegal side:Shoplift, pull out a bag of green, white, or whatever else is illegal and start doing it in front of the movies, or just go for the old chugging of vodka. Ride the little buggys they have for fat people that can't walk very well, put someone in a shopping cart and push it around, knock things off shelves, or you could even drive through the mall in a really shitty car and pretend you're taking it in because it's for sale. Dress up in crazy superhero costumes and save random people. There are tons of fun, fun things to do!

Answer 3

Walk up to random people and say 'Corn!' Be insistant.

Rappel from the upper levels and claim to be in pursuit of a sale.

Bring a bunch of 'You are here' stickers and put them on the map in strange places.

Park your car in the food court.

Burst into the security office and ask to review the tapes because someone stole your blankey.

Wear a sandwich board advertising a nearby competing mall.

Walk into the mall wearing clothing made from old fruit and rotten meat.

These are just some of the ideas that I came up with off the top of my head.

Answer 4

Theft should do it for you, basically, break a rule/law is probably the only way to get booted.

Answer 5

You and your friends could be obnoxious or something or mess around and cops will come.

Answer 6

Pull the fire alarm

Answer 7

try smoking,

Answer 8

streak.