Give more than one if y like...most dreative gets the 10 points.....& remember dreams DO come true....divinely I know....Details please, even lotto #'s if you would care to share.....Have Fun! the best answer garners the 10 points!
2006-08-05 15:35:33 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
thanks for letting me out
hard to breath in that damn cookie
oh yeah....
fortune, fortune.......
you are unhappy in your job
go get laid
and you will feel better
how's that?
2006-08-06 08:03:58 · answer #1 · answered by Zippy 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
1. Tom Cruise is crying for you, give him a call 768-23-67
2. Pamela Anderson is a lesbian...not for you girl!
3. Faith is the power of your creation...where is your faith invested?
4. Are you gonna pay for this cookie?
5. Tell a joke to the person next to you.
6. Indonesian Idol is looking for you...where on earth are you???
7. Go scream to the next table that you are farting bad.
8. Your mom was right...kill her anyway.
9. That dream you were thinking in the morning will not come true sweetheart...
10. You will get the tab today...where is your date?
2006-08-05 15:47:24 · answer #2 · answered by Mesja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i will remember a time whilst the fortune cookies each and every so often had quite downcast messages. i assume that with something of political correctness, each and all of the fortunes had to be fantastic and valuable going forward. however the single you won immediately, damn, what the hell is that? that doesn't inform you something. i'm already doing my area for the protest. i ended ordering chinese language!
2016-10-01 12:46:00 · answer #3 · answered by andresen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fortune will smile on you today.
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2006-08-05 16:03:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You will find true love in the near future.
2006-08-05 15:41:56 · answer #5 · answered by Aimee 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is better to remain quiet and appear a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.
2006-08-05 15:41:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have faith and use the powers within yourself and all of your dreams will come true
2006-08-05 15:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Looking for Love in all the wrong places?
Then go home, you will find it there.
2006-08-05 15:44:55 · answer #8 · answered by Here I Am 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best thing to do to improve your looks is to smile.
My phone number is 9342164, call me!!
Did you wash your hands? Stop touching me, you creep!!! helpme!! someone, pliz help me!!!
2006-08-05 15:41:39 · answer #9 · answered by G 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were a fortune cookie my note would say "I was poisonous, you know".
2006-08-05 15:40:08 · answer #10 · answered by DNE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Your going to inherit a large sum of money....
2006-08-05 15:43:15 · answer #11 · answered by Lipstick 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋