2006-08-05 15:10:18 · 42 answers · asked by black magic 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
home to meet the wife
2006-08-05 15:13:26 · answer #1 · answered by jarra 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well iam in america at the moment on buisiness and the leader here is George bush i think.
Any i do belive i dont have his number nor do i know anyone who knows him so what i would do is take them to the nearest person/thing i have which resembles George Bush and that would be a empty plastic bag. A vibrator i found in the draw beside my bed would have to much capacity to compare to george.
I would shake there hands and ask them to invest in water in the world before the saudi's do.
And give me a castle and some land on there planet oh and a title.
2006-08-05 15:21:45 · answer #2 · answered by ♥The♥ Bearded Cheerleader 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take them to the pub give them a few drinks get them drunk take some pics of them once they pass out and then black mail them in to surrendering there planet to us ;-)
See you can rule the universe with out shooting anything, I would then become leader of the universe and Move two or three moons to earth This would cause the tides to play up a bit but at least we would get more eclipses and every one likes a good eclipse :-)
2006-08-05 15:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by stevojc 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As an egotistical genius I would say " OK that's me. What do you want to know or do?" I certainly would not take them to any of the so-called leaders of countries or organisations that I know of.
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2006-08-05 15:37:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd try to contact Bill Clinton and let him handle it because Bush would probably have him arrested und under the patriot act , interogate him for a few months then attempt to kill his people saying they had weapons of mass destruction (If he suspected there was oil on his planet)
2006-08-05 15:15:19 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would take them to my friends and have the alien come and hang out with us.
2006-08-05 15:15:06 · answer #6 · answered by Tik~Tak 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would hold a press conference and yank down their alien pants in the middle of it just to embarass them.
2006-08-05 17:58:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I reckon that if they were intelligent enough to cross the universe they'd be more than capable of finding "my leader" so I'd take them to my dealer instead.
2006-08-05 15:40:27 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Take them to the nearest Whale.
The whales rule the Earth.
2006-08-05 15:19:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Running my life around yahoo answers as I now do
I feel I would bring them home, well I would have to
get shopping etc, plonk them down in front of this ere
box 'o' magikerythings and tell them how the whole of
mankinds knowledge and wisdom can be found here,
and how I live by the advice given ... :-) ...
Or something like that ... ;-) ...
Creator of mine own destiny who leads self but self ... ;-D ...
2006-08-05 21:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leader? nah! Take me to your spaceship dude! There are no good leaders around so...you might as well show me your stuff cos ours sucks!
2006-08-05 15:30:48 · answer #11 · answered by Mesja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋