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how come coward NEOKONS can find YAHOO-dot-com, but can't find GOARMY-dot-com to enlist to serve in Iraq ?

2006-08-05 14:57:36 · 16 answers · asked by Pres. Chimp 1 in Politics & Government Politics

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yeah, why the h3ll aren'y YOU serving your country Mr. Patriot?

that whole "don't ask, don't tell" thing or would you miss your gay monkey lover's "banana" too much...

...you must play "catcher"

2006-08-05 15:03:14 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 3 0

,,When "Pres Chimps Brothers" recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing them. The 27-year-old copy editors were so consumed by their belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that they were having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.

The therapist they consulted wrote the Chimp Family a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged them to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

This particular story has a happy ending; The Chimp Brothers admit that they are far less irritating to be around than they were just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like them may be going untreated, say mental health professionals.

And now they think Bush masterminded 9/11

2006-08-05 15:01:18 · answer #2 · answered by Heroic Liberal 1 · 1 1

find go **** .com yahoo.sir this is to rule the world ,look at all the filth and its protected too,you got more rights of pen and mouth on yahoo than in most country's,go army ,indeed,why dont you just put a curse on people too,i hide behind nothing .but a firewall...ya i tried to enlist long time agoo,i think they prefere the bullies of the schools of life ,not the chimps..

2006-08-05 15:32:57 · answer #3 · answered by CIVILIAN 4 · 0 0

i treid to enlist. i am an able bodied intelligent man. i scored very high on my ASVAB. the punks at the recruiting station, all branches, turned me away.
they apparently dont want aggressive people in the military. i have assults on my record. ooooooh. not like theres too many men enlisting or anything. and youd thing that they might want some gung ho grunts to save youre sorry scared assets.
please, put a gun in my hand and give me a licence to kill. put some freaking ex cons on the front line and then there would be no wars. people would be too scared to get mugged.

2006-08-05 15:17:52 · answer #4 · answered by joe citizen 3 · 0 0

Heroic Liberal, how come you're on this web site demonstrating the I.Q. of the average republican and not in Iraq being heroic??? Maybe you want to be like your hero george bush, talk like a hero, but too cowrardly to actually go fight??? Got an answer for that????

2006-08-05 18:30:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

when our leadership changes 4 the better,...so will we all.
why is it that Bin-Laden gets 2 kick back and laugh while our brave men and women are being used 4 targets in Iraq?
I love, appreciate,and support our brave troops,...but our government needs a major overhaul.

2006-08-05 15:16:43 · answer #6 · answered by juslookin 5 · 0 0

The only Coward so far, is YOU. How much time have You served? Monkey butt?

By the way, so make Me sick, but I will get over it.

2006-08-05 15:02:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I served in the Military (US Air Force) How 'bout you? By the way did anyone tell you that you blinked for that picture.

2006-08-05 15:01:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 2 0

because of the fact to many young ones are being spoon fed the liberal doctorine in faculties. and the only ppl who're signing as much as serve are the jack asses who do it for the college money! no person has the desire to serve for their usa. till they get something in return. i continuously felt that the satisfaction you sense for serving grew to become into greater advantageous than the verify they gave you for doing it. of direction, although i'm a death breed of conservative. americas discover it greater relaxing to ***** approximately what they dont like, extremely than circulate preserve it. no person needs to serve in iraq because of the fact the liberals have led us to beleive that the President lied approximately WMD, he did not lie, Saddam ADMITTED to haveing WMD and that doesnt in simple terms propose the certainly amunition he possessed, it lined the nerve brokers he had no issue using returned his very own ppl. Saddam grew to become right into a terrorist against his ppl, and we ***** that everybody is intitled to be unfastened, top up till we grant to grant it to somebody else. then we are incorrect, and warfare mongers, and anti peace. we the way i see it, Saddam knew on the tip of the Gulf warfare that if he didnt instruct and tell what he had he could be ripped from skill, Clinton declaired that, and everybody grew to become into pleased with that, top till we went and accomplished what we promised, we the place doing. its not that they dont desire to serve, they don't desire to serve decrease than President Bush. because of the fact he grew to become into the President that accompanied by using!!!!!!!! he didnt desire a scandal to drop a bomb on a camel.

2016-12-11 07:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Why is this person so boring he/she/it asks the same question 10 times a day?

2006-08-06 03:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Simms 2 · 1 0

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