how many Iraqi kids lives are worth a barrel of oil, in the twisted heads of FASCIST NEOKON WARMONGERS ?
how many Iraqi kids will the NEOKON troops rape and murder in Iraq, just to get their hands on that oil ?
2006-08-05 14:53:56 · 12 answers · asked by Pres. Chimp 1 in Politics & Government ➔ Politics
,,When "Pres Chimps Brothers" recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing them. The 27-year-old copy editors were so consumed by their belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that they were having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.
The therapist they consulted wrote the Chimp Family a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged them to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.
This particular story has a happy ending; The Chimp Brothers admit that they are far less irritating to be around than they were just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like them may be going untreated, say mental health professionals.
And now they think Bush masterminded 9/11
2006-08-05 14:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Heroic Liberal 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That comment just added 1000 votes to the Republican side this November. Keep up the good work.
2006-08-05 14:59:26 · answer #2 · answered by Huevos Rancheros 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10
minutes.
He stays up for days on end.
_________________________
You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
He goes days or weeks without running water.
__________________________
You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
He gets shot at as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
__________________________
You put on your 'Anti war/Don't support the troops' shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
__________________________
You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket.
He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
__________________________
You talk trash about your "buddies" that aren't with you.
He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
__________________________
You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
__________________________
You complain about how hot it is.
He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
__________________________
You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
He doesn't get to eat today.
__________________________
Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
He wears the same things for weeks, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
__________________________
You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
__________________________
You're angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
He's told he will be held over an extra 2 months.
__________________________
You call your girlfriend and set a date for tonight.
He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
__________________________
You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
__________________________
You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
__________________________
You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own people and
remembers why he is fighting.
__________________________
You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of men like him.
He hears the gunfire, bombs and screams of the wounded.
__________________________
You see only what the media wants you to see.
He sees the broken bodies lying around him.
__________________________
You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
He does exactly what he is told.
__________________________
You stay at home and watch TV.
He takes whatever time he is given to call, write home, sleep, and eat.
__________________________
You crawl into your soft bed, with down pillows, and get comfortable.
He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gunfire.
__________________________
You sit there and judge him, saying the world is probably a worse place because of men like him.
If only there were more men like him!
Why don't you come back here after you finish elementary school? The grown-ups are trying to talk!
2006-08-05 15:00:54 · answer #3 · answered by The_Cricket: Thinking Pink! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yeah sure- all the cheap Iraqi oil is sure keeping prices down...
Saddam had childrens prisons and they only "childkillers" there now are suicide bombers...ever consider THAT as a job possibility???
2006-08-05 14:59:03 · answer #4 · answered by R J 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It makes no difference how many die OIL is money and dead kids are worm food
Go big Red Go
2006-08-05 15:17:15 · answer #5 · answered by 43 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You liberal idiot, why don't you enlist if it bothers you so much. All you want to do is take down America, just like al-qaeda, you terrorist trash. American troops never rape children, but the few who do, want to make Bush look bad, because they are LIBERAL TRASH, just like you!!!!
2006-08-07 07:23:14 · answer #6 · answered by Skidude 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So, what is it? Any colon polyps? If so, they aren't any problem. Just let them grow before doing a thing.
2006-08-05 15:00:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow you get more delusional every day monkey boy. How do you do it?
2006-08-05 14:59:14 · answer #8 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
bout 26,000 to 50,000 that is with low demand
2006-08-05 15:30:45 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
None. No more i pray. Peace.
2006-08-05 15:00:34 · answer #10 · answered by wildrover 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋