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are the NEOKON REPUBLIKANS ready for a big day of NASCAR and beating their wives tomorrow and going to Church?

morals and values... bwahahahahhahahahahahaa

2006-08-05 14:47:39 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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what a snob you are- typical liberal...

...ready for a big night cruising the bars for "biker dudes" and "barebacking" until dawn when you march in the gaypride celebration?

good luck on your gay marriage to an illegal immigrant with aids and a "quota" system for college education by communist sympathizing liberal professors throwing condoms instead of rice...you'll make a beautiful bride.

2006-08-05 14:54:25 · answer #1 · answered by R J 7 · 0 0

When "Pres Chimps Brothers" recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing them. The 27-year-old copy editors were so consumed by their belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that they were having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.

The therapist they consulted wrote the Chimp Family a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged them to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

This particular story has a happy ending; The Chimp Brothers admit that they are far less irritating to be around than they were just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like them may be going untreated, say mental health professionals.

And now they think Bush masterminded 9/11

2006-08-05 21:51:45 · answer #2 · answered by Heroic Liberal 1 · 0 0

Don't forget the Sunday dinner with moonshine, a smoked hog, and perhaps even a fish fry and an illegal deer hunt.

2006-08-05 21:54:02 · answer #3 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0 0

Meanwhile, the miserable lazy democrats are ready to drive their rolls to MacDonalds, then to the country club and shove a few balls with their secretary while their wives make it at home with the pool guy.........................

2006-08-05 21:55:52 · answer #4 · answered by Debi L 3 · 0 0

Du bist eine blode kuh!

2006-08-05 21:55:09 · answer #5 · answered by on my way 4 · 0 0

Once again...stop being sucha a @#&#*@* moron! GROW UP! My god. I really do want to slap you. NO ONE LIKES YOU, AND YOU ARE NOT, I REPEAT NOT FUNNY! SHUTUP!

2006-08-05 21:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Someone u dont know 2 · 0 0

You just don't have a clue, do you? How close-minded can you be, neolib?

2006-08-05 21:51:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Yeah blah blah blah that is all you can say because you don't have any.

2006-08-05 21:52:51 · answer #8 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 0 0

someone call the doctor. this guy has stupid disease!

2006-08-05 21:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by Ah Ha 3 · 0 0

Please, please, please keep on asking these questions so that you will use up all of your points. Then you'll be .................... POINTLESS!

2006-08-05 21:54:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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