English Deutsch Français Italiano Español Português 繁體中文 Bahasa Indonesia Tiếng Việt ภาษาไทย
All categories

how come NEOKON REPUBLIKANS hide on Yahoo instead of going to front lines of Iraq, I thought they support war?

2006-08-05 14:46:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

13 answers

Yup, I didn't expect an answer, the NEOKONS are too busy hiding.

2006-08-05 14:49:18 · answer #1 · answered by Pres. Chimp 1 · 0 1

When "Pres Chimps Brothers" recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing them. The 27-year-old copy editors were so consumed by their belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that they were having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.

The therapist they consulted wrote the Chimp Family a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged them to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

This particular story has a happy ending; The Chimp Brothers admit that they are far less irritating to be around than they were just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like them may be going untreated, say mental health professionals.

And now they think Bush masterminded 9/11

2006-08-05 21:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by Heroic Liberal 1 · 0 0

Now they see how hated they are across the world and know that if they even dare to think of leaving that country they love soooo much, they'll be kidnapped and killed. Period. They're cowards. They talk about going to war and taking over this country and that country, but when it comes right down to it Bush and his sheep quake in their pants at the name Cindy Sheehan.

I support the troops who are there because even though I don't agree with the war, those people are doing their job. Many soldiers over there think this is wrong. All we can do is try to make it easier on them.

2006-08-05 21:56:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mental Health Paige 3 · 0 0

Once again...I've said it a million times...you are a freaking moron. Truly. The person who thought yesterday that there weren't dinosaurs because they weren't mentioned in the bible is a million times smarter than you. Dead honest.

2006-08-05 21:58:57 · answer #4 · answered by Someone u dont know 2 · 0 0

I am gonna be joining the army in a couple years. I gotta get my education first though. you douche bag

2006-08-05 21:50:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ah Ha 3 · 0 0

Better stand up I think your brain is starting to over heat.

2006-08-05 21:53:56 · answer #6 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 0 0

What? Were you away on vacation or something? I suppose you're on the front lines on your computer.

2006-08-05 21:49:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

My husband WAS on the frontlines defending your right to be an ***.

Jerk.

2006-08-05 21:50:28 · answer #8 · answered by corkymusic 1 · 0 0

It's were my husband is now and were I would be if I hadn't gotten pregnant. You're just mad because you're to dumb to use spell check.

2006-08-05 21:52:57 · answer #9 · answered by on my way 4 · 0 0

You can have more than one ID on this site? Cool.

2006-08-05 21:52:50 · answer #10 · answered by Professor Chaos386 4 · 0 0

fedest.com, questions and answers