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how much COKAINE do you think NEOKON BUSH snorted up his nose today ?

2006-08-05 14:44:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government Politics

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Probably an 8 Ball !!! He has the nose for it

2006-08-05 14:47:25 · answer #1 · answered by AT 3 · 0 0

When "Pres Chimps Brothers" recently sought out the help of a therapist, it was no mystery as to what was ailing them. The 27-year-old copy editors were so consumed by their belief that President George W. Bush stole the 2004 election that they were having trouble sleeping, completing rudimentary tasks at work, and carrying on conversations about topics not related to politics.

The therapist they consulted wrote the Chimp Family a prescription for the social anxiety drug Paxil and encouraged them to spend less time reading left-wing Web logs and listening to Air America.

This particular story has a happy ending; The Chimp Brothers admit that they are far less irritating to be around than they were just a few weeks ago. But countless paranoids just like them may be going untreated, say mental health professionals.

And now they think Bush masterminded 9/11

2006-08-05 21:55:14 · answer #2 · answered by Heroic Liberal 1 · 0 0

Once again...shut the hell up. Grow up. And get a brain. Let me guess, you're either a high school dropout who hates Bush cause he's blaming his horrible life on someone random, or are you simply someone who doesn't have the brainpower to logically work out thoughts? SERIOUSLY.

2006-08-05 21:54:30 · answer #3 · answered by Someone u dont know 2 · 0 0

He was busy blowing Jeff Gannon today

2006-08-05 21:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by RepublicansAreFookingRetards 1 · 0 0

A little less than how many interns clintoon shoved cigars in.

2006-08-05 21:50:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

do you relieze you could be arrested for all this crap you are posting? im coming so close to allerting yahoo, you had better stop saying crap about our president. you really are super disrespectful and could be thrown in jail.

2006-08-05 22:08:55 · answer #6 · answered by rroxyyc 1 · 0 0

Probably none. He gets all the free heroin he wants from Afgahnistan.

2006-08-05 21:56:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

You better stop bashing your President. That is not very Patriotic

2006-08-05 21:49:05 · answer #8 · answered by The Monnicker 2 · 0 0

Yep and he buys it from Clinton.

2006-08-05 21:51:31 · answer #9 · answered by Ethan M 5 · 0 0

Only half as much as you. (Which is significantly less than Kerry.)

2006-08-05 21:48:37 · answer #10 · answered by on my way 4 · 0 0

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