2006-08-05 14:09:27 · 7 answers · asked by r_gilesjr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Movies
Because it's nothing but Hollywood Corporate Splooge.
They put two popular actors in a movie based on a popular TV show with a script that some retard probably wrote over his lunch hour.
They splatter this **** on the screen and watch as the brainless little monkeys flock to the theater and lick it all up.
2006-08-05 14:17:33 · answer #1 · answered by debaser8170 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Colin Farrel is a crappy actor and his Irish Brogue comes through on everything he says!
2006-08-05 21:14:04 · answer #2 · answered by Cherokee 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michael Mann was so clued in to making it look real that he forgot about the plot
2006-08-05 21:16:55 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
wasn't that an 80's show??? don't know why it sucked. guess it was the terrible polyester suits or something.
2006-08-05 21:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by vanessa w 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because it was a remake of a TV show. And remakes can be mediocre
2006-08-05 21:33:19 · answer #5 · answered by Dulcinea 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No real plot
2006-08-05 21:12:28 · answer #6 · answered by DeepBlue 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am not sure i havent seen it yet
2006-08-05 21:18:20 · answer #7 · answered by Rat Eyes 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋