what's about the stupidest thing you've done when you were stoned?

Answer 1

OMG! My friend and I were so high, and we were walking to my sisters house and we saw a horse coming our way, but like 2 minutes later it turned into a dog! We couldnt figure out what the heck it was, than it got smaller and it turned out to be a boy with a backpack walking home from school, we freaked out so bad that the kid turned from a horse to a boy we laughed so hard when we walked by him, he looked at us and ran as fast as he could.....poor kid.

Answer 2

I do all my really dumb sh!t when I'm straight or drunk. The dumbest thing I do stoned is order pizzas with anchovies or rent movies I just rented last week.

I had a job where I missed a lot of work in the 70s-- average downtime a day and a half per week, always drunken hangovers. They only kept me on because I did as much work as anybody else did in all five days. I saved them money.

I always woke up and called in sick without even getting out of bed. One day I woke up with a hangover that registered on the Richter Scale. My boss, Bob, picked up the phone, which was weird because his secretary always answered. I told him I had the flu, for like the fifteenth time that year. He said, "Bonger, I want you to call me back when you got your sh!t together or you'll be the only one I ever fired for something this frickin' dumb. You got five minutes."

Wow. Bummer. Bob means business. I better go to work.

I pulled on my jeans and grabbed for my car keys but I couldn't reach them because my pocket was stuffed full of money. What the hell?

Then it hit me. We got paid yesterday. This is Saturday. We don't work Saturday. Ever. SH!T!!!!

I called Bob. He was laughing his @ss off.

So was everybody else when I got to work Monday. Bob must have been so thrilled about it that he called all my buds over the weekend. I was there for two more years and every Friday two hundred guys still asked me if I was coming in tomorrow.

Answer 3

The stupidist thing Ive done when Ive been stoned is sleep with a 16 year old lad.... I was 30 at the time and then after I felt like a pedo and vowed I would never do it again!!!

Answer 4

Well I proved a female can write her name in the snow.
put the peanut butter in the fridge and the jelly in the cabinet.
Forgot where a parked and gee I didn't even drive that night. Thank god I'm not a blond I'd really be in trouble.:-)

Answer 5

Me and a mate were in Australia and accepted this guys offer to go to his house and see his collection of weed plants. We got there and he gave us the tour. Then he whipped out his bong. The stuff was so strong - it was like super weed or something! We just smoked and smoked and smoked til i got real paranoid and locked myself in the toilet. When my friend came to look for me i told her i was convinced the guy was a backpacker hater who had lured us there and drugged the stuff we were smoking. I was convinced his friends we had met earlier that night were on their way round to kill us! My friend was easily convinced of anything at this point and started freaking out with me so we just ran out the toilet, grabbed our stuff, made the guy drive us back to the pub where we met him stoned as hell (he could hardly see to drive!) and did a runner into the place we were staying. Once inside, we just sat on the steps and pissed ourselves laughing!

NEVER AGAIN!

Answer 6

me and a friend of mine were driving around and decided to stop to get some food but i had to stop at an atm first. we stopped at one of those atms you have to get out to use, you know in like mall parking lots or whatever. so i got out got my cash and was walking back to his car counting my money and wasnt paying attention and got in the wrong car. it was the same damn color. to make it so bad i didnt just walk up and realize it right away. i actually got in that mofo sat down shut the door and told the guy "sweet lets go." it actually took a couple seconds to realize what i had done. it was pretty bad. the guy whose car i got in didnt know what to say. we looked at each other and i just started laughing. yeah, pretty bad.

Answer 7

Once when I was drunk I accidently set myself on fire. Another time I managed to wake up in a row boat on a river alone at night with no oars.

Answer 8

i was in a coffee shop and i was holding on to my cup of coffee by the top(lid). well of course, it slipped out of my hands and went all over the floor. Everyone was staring at me, so all i could say was F#@%! and ran out the door. This all happened in slow motion, i swear. i didn't go in to that coffee shop for like 10 years.

Answer 9

I have never been irresponsible enough to get stoned in the first place.

Answer 10

My friends and I were watching Major Payne, and I was so out of it, I couldn't move--just kind of paralyzed--like stoned, man. They asked me what was wrong, and I kept saying (like Payne) "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs.."
Yeah, and like HT, above, frying anything in that condition is insane! (But, damn, ya gotta eat, right?)