My new fashion accessory idea is to wear a swim ring over your normal clothes. It can serve many purposes such as: 1. Students who wear uniforms can express themselves and get signatures at the end of the year if they can't afford a yearbook., 2. Watching your waist line (these are cheaper than belts and look coller too)., 3. Keep spills from getting on pants while eating., 4. As a cover-up for women swimwear when deflated.
Also, the patent office emailed me this past Friday stating that they liked it and would start the processing of it which takes 2 to 3 years.
2006-08-05 12:14:50 · 20 answers · asked by Jeremy R 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Other - Society & Culture
Cool. Wheels for any size ice chest would be nice too. Also a baby stroller that converts to a high chair for feeding and changing baby. Also air filters for air conditioning units that are nicely scented. Best of luck to you.
2006-08-13 07:35:13 · answer #1 · answered by lona b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha ... too bad for you!
I already own the patent on that product and the US patent office will turn you down flat.
I want you to know, (just out of mean spiritedness,) that the swim ring thing took off big time in several third world countries, (where they mistook them for donut disguises.) I've made a fortune on those little beauties; so much money, that I bought the city of Detroit last week and this week I'm lookin' at buying up my own country ... I've got my eyes on North Korea because they have nukes and I might need a few for my next invention - a glow-in-the-dark eggnog mixer.
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2006-08-13 16:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
2 to 3 years. Sounds hopeful. Although I'm pretty sure your kidding, and if in which case you aren't, I would suggest that you pursue a different career. Being an inventor isn't working very well.
You must have a lot of time on your hands buddy. Go for a walk or something.
2006-08-05 19:20:14 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It takes $20,000.00 up front, a ton of paperwork and a patent lawyer to get the ball rolling. Then you have to invest for the manufacture, marketing and distribution of your product and hope for the best on your returns. Bottom line: I don't believe you.
2006-08-05 19:24:21 · answer #4 · answered by normy in garden city 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And if you are kind of flexible use it as a little table to write checks on, rest your arms when they get tired. Use it as a book rest!
Didn't we have something like this at one time, called a fanny pack?!
2006-08-13 17:17:47 · answer #5 · answered by chris 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would NEVER buy this. Don't waste your money on a patent for this. I can guarantee this will not have many sales.
2006-08-05 19:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The look just wouldn't be complete without the water-wings.
2006-08-05 19:22:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much are you going to pay us to advertise for you? I will for a million or so. I need to pay some bills.
2006-08-05 19:20:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, but I wouldn't wear it if you payed me.
2006-08-05 19:18:51 · answer #9 · answered by Antisocial 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha you already asked this and I told you!
2006-08-05 19:18:43 · answer #10 · answered by Mikey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋