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If it's inappopriate please don't answer because I'm being sincere and I'm tired of all my answers being so dumb. Funny ones would be great though.

2006-08-05 12:11:36 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

21 answers

men are more evanescent than pictures, yet one sorrows for lost friends, and pictures are my friends i have none other. i am never long enough with men to attach myself to them; and what ever feelings of attachments i have are to material things
- John Ruskin?

2006-08-05 12:19:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

"God created the sun, the stars, the heavens and the earth, and then made Adam and Eve. The Bible never says anything about dinosaurs. You can't say there were dinosaurs when you never saw them. Someone actually saw Adam and Eve. No one ever saw a Tyrannosaurus Rex.” - Carl Everett in a June 19, 2000 CNNSI.com article

"There are only 10 kinds of people - those who understand binary and those who don't."

Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
Albert Einstein

2006-08-05 19:32:34 · answer #2 · answered by m_mac_92 2 · 0 0

These are some real good ones. They are from the Bible, New International Version.

"I have revealed and saved and proclaimed -- I, and not some foreign god among you. You are my witnesses," declares the Lord, "that I am God. Yes, and from the ancient days I am he. No one can deliver out of my hand. When I act, who can reverse it?"
--- Isaiah 43:12 - 13

For the wages of sin is death, but the gift of God is eternal life.
--- Romans 6:23

"For I know the plans I have for you," declares the Lord, "plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future."
--- Jeremiah 29:11

2006-08-05 19:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Oklahoman 6 · 0 0

Aye shawty! Whats Hannenin!

2006-08-05 19:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by MzChamillinator 5 · 0 0

God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference!

2006-08-05 19:16:45 · answer #5 · answered by stormieserenity 4 · 0 0

I got a bad feeling about this - Star Wars

2006-08-05 19:15:56 · answer #6 · answered by Lil Miss Answershine 7 · 0 0

I like to say "Go me!" or "Go you!", depending on the situation and who/what is involved. I also like to say, when someone sneezes, "Bless you! Don't die." The thing is, when one sneezes, it's supposedly the closest to death that one comes. So, I find at that crucial juncture it's helpful to have the friendly reminder to not die, but rather to choose life. :)

2006-08-05 19:15:38 · answer #7 · answered by Kader 3 · 0 0

"put a smile on your face, youll make the world a better place" - Vitamin C
but i have tons of other favorites too, thats just the first one i thought of.

2006-08-05 19:16:00 · answer #8 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

"Common sence is nothing but a collection of predjuduces aquired by age 18." ~Albert Einstein

2006-08-05 19:33:31 · answer #9 · answered by agfreak90 4 · 0 0

my mom would always say "and this too shall pass" when I am feeling really down or discouraged I can always remember her saying this and it seems to make things a little brighter

2006-08-05 20:32:15 · answer #10 · answered by vesta k 4 · 0 0

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