I m thinking of starting a cult/religion~~so what should we worship???

Question

dont be bashful and edit yourself~~anything at all~~If i had to choose id say cheesecakes and unicorns:) go crazy ok see you on the boards

Answer 1

Speaking from personal experience here.....I'd be a little tiny bit careful about what kind of spirit you want to a) bring into being and b) empower with your will and desires.

You might want to take the approach that was taken in the original _Ghostbusters_ film when one of the guys just *couldn't* make his mind go blank, and had to think instead of the "cuddliest, most harmless thing" he could.

Not that we need to worship the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man by any means....*lol*....but you get the principle I hope.

Don't make a cult of something that can *kill you* should it come to life. I mean, people desire power all the time but power out of control benefits *no one*. ;)

So start small, cute, cuddly, no claws or teeth, or even a mouth.

Hello Kitty is a good place to start, but you didn't hear that from me, she's copyrighted, you know? ;)

Hope this helps.

Answer 2

This is why you are brilliant. By starting your own "church" of the Deity you choose or make up can get you serious tax right-offs with your non profit organization.
I would create "The Church of Now" and worship Saint Expedite. The religion's motto would be "Git'er Done" by Pope Larry the Cable Guy.
The only requirements would be members of the Church of Now would have to do one (1) good deed minimum per day (24 hours). Examples of good deeds: tip really really well, pay the toll for the car behind you, mow your neighbors lawn, bring flowers to the DMV and give to the person who assists you, even if you want to crush their head, compliment someone who irritates you, donate that days wage to an anti-war org., bring to-go food to a homeless person and sit down with them for a meal, etc.
Good deeds can not benefit the doer in any monetarily way.
Such exploitation will be cause to ex-communicate the member, after making them drink 1 gallon of whole milk in less than 15 minutes to repent for their greed.

Answer 3

Operation Ivy. They're music could be very good holy trinities, I'd probably throw in Tolkien and Bad Religion and Coca Cola somewhere too. Maybe Jerry Garcia or AC/DC (at least Angus).Too much to choose from, it would have to be a polytheistic religion on a massive scale. Don't forget steak too, cheese cake was a good choice.

Answer 4

Romans 10

Answer 5

Well, I'm partial to a revival of the old sun cults, myself. Can't go wrong with the sun. Everybody can see it, lots of outdoor activities would be involved in the worship, and everybody likes a tan.

Answer 6

worship yourself because you will get no help from anything
else that would do you any better except one "THE ONLY ONE"
some people ask the crazy questions and they get a straight
answer. Your question was one of those

Answer 7

God resides in everyone. So treat your body and mind as a temple and worship one another with love and respect. Even if no one belives in your faith and even if you are disrespected by those who do not understand, no one will be able to say that you are harming anyone and that is very important... both spiritually and mundanely.

Answer 8

Omgshh my cousin & I tried this once before. We were going to start a cult & like it was really weird & involved animals. She is crazy but anyways.. I think you should pick one totally random thing that is original to like & worship it.. like Dr. Pepper or Doorknobs or gum wrappers or pencil erasers.. I would soo join if it was like that. Haha.

Answer 9

If U start 2 worship KENNY from South Park, or even Butters, I'LL JOIN THE CULT!!! South Park's AWESOME! ;0P

Answer 10

woah man your kindof getting the wrong think of worship, i mean you dont just go pick up something and start a church over that. but ne hew i say penutbutter and jelly sandwhiches with cheesecakes!!