the film opens with Charles Mingus', "Hatian Fight Song" playing in the background and a tight shot of a slightly deformed infant wearing prosthetic duck feet and a pope-hat laying on a large block of ice. the camera pulls back to reveal the block of ice in a large cotton field, with slaves tending it. in the distance, there is a large, emperor penguin wearing a dark red cloak and hood, and a silver mask (only the beak can be seen- protruding from the shadowy hood) whipping one of the slaves with a visably irritated serpent.
the penguin slowly approaches the baby on the ice-block, and struggles to mount the ice-block (causing the hood to fall off, and reveal the penguin-like nature of the hooded penguin). once he has successfully climbed atop the ice-block, he places the baby on top of his feet, squats over the baby (as a penguin does when it is protecting an egg from the brutal winter) and begins masturbating furiously.
fade to black- distorted photo of jesus wearing a cloak. end
2006-08-05 08:54:04 · 11 answers · asked by howard the dolphin 1 in Arts & Humanities ➔ Other - Arts & Humanities
um im not sure what you message is here..I think its to abrupt and doesn't really have a story...it seems like you have something against penguins masturbating over babys and jesus. I really don't know where your going with this......
2006-08-05 09:01:02 · answer #1 · answered by musiclover08 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Only if you're going for the artistic crowd.
Liked the choice of music though.The Clown would be better in terms of wierdness. (Its on the same album)
2006-08-05 15:59:19 · answer #2 · answered by DonSoze 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe someone would like this somewhere. I am certain it would be great at the Tijuana Film Festival.
2006-08-05 19:27:32 · answer #3 · answered by LongAgo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good beginning. You lost it at the end.
Though it depends on the audience you are aiming for.
2006-08-05 16:06:23 · answer #4 · answered by Mrs. Codrock 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I wouldn't like it, but you should pitch it to the producers of Brokeback Mountain.
2006-08-05 23:08:59 · answer #5 · answered by Woody 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How much of what did you have to take to develop this screen play? How much did it cost, and where can I get some. LSD is just too boring anymore, anymore, anymore, any. Prutz snizzen grizzit Fnorb?
Snoid...............................
2006-08-05 16:02:32 · answer #6 · answered by Samurai Hoghead 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I can't really visualize it. But good luck nonetheless!
2006-08-05 15:59:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Um, no. Sorry. Doesn't appeal to me at all.
2006-08-05 15:58:08 · answer #8 · answered by rdiva_2007 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm, i think you are mentally desturbed. you should see a phyciatrist.
2006-08-05 16:08:16 · answer #9 · answered by Mooifleur 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
except for the maturbating part, ok.
2006-08-05 15:59:07 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋