I want to go to jail right now! What can I do to insure a quick detainment?!
2006-08-05 08:39:04 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Politics & Government ➔ Law & Ethics
YES!! I'm going to go run outside right now and scream bloody murder and break everything in sight!!! Then I'm going to slap the cop when he shows up! See ya later
2006-08-05 08:49:41 · update #1
I'd whip it out and piss on the cop's shoe.
2006-08-05 16:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by tepidorator 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, I don't know if you really want to get arrested. if you do, rob a bank and stand there and what for the cops to come or just call them up and say the name of the bank that is getting robbed and I'm sure you will get arrested. Or kill someone and leave your finger prints everywhere and your name and address on the person's clothes. Now you will get arrested real quick. Hope this has helped you and you don't actually do it. You won't get arrested for slapping a cop.
2006-08-05 15:46:25 · answer #2 · answered by Jessica 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think maybe you need to go to a counseling center right now. Whatever is going on is not worth risking jail. If you have committed no crime, please, keep it that way. However if you have committed a crime and this is a crisis of conscience, please go to the nearest police agency and talk to the desk sergeant and make a full confession. Good luck to you either way. Jail is for criminals, it is not an experiment in social justice.
2006-08-05 15:45:12 · answer #3 · answered by swarr2001 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Walk up to a cop and slap him in the face...
Or call in a false 911 report.
2006-08-05 15:42:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go buy a bunch of coke, walk into the police station, and start doing lines. Offer the dispatcher some.
2006-08-05 15:50:51 · answer #5 · answered by Brianne P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why you want to increase the burden of tax payers for meeting your Jail expenses ; instead of this you do some small work in a hotel or at religious place ; they give food & shelter .
2006-08-05 15:48:08 · answer #6 · answered by deepak57 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Drink a whole bunch of beer and drive down to the police station and crash into cop car
2006-08-05 15:43:28 · answer #7 · answered by Spaceman spiff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Things that make you go "hm".
Well, you could slap a cop. Be prepared for pepper spray in your face, though. Possibly taser, too.
2006-08-05 15:43:44 · answer #8 · answered by Stuart 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
is someone after you? Is that the quickest way to be protected?
If so go seek out the witness protection agency. good luck
2006-08-05 15:49:08 · answer #9 · answered by joy4soy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call in a bomb threat to the Special Olympics.
2006-08-05 15:45:06 · answer #10 · answered by roninscribe80 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Attempt to rob the police station.
2006-08-05 20:02:13 · answer #11 · answered by MagnificentOne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋